:holds his stomach in pain, rolling around on the floor:

Blue balls.

I think it finally hit my mom that I'm actually leaving for the army. She left me this cute little note telling me how much she loves me, and that she is always proud of me. Also that I'm doing great things in my life, and am taking positive steps towards a good future. She has been hugging me a lot, and constantly telling me she loves me. Which is ( Read more... )

Huh, I'm just going to sit around and update all morning. I <3 me some scharfschuetze I just realized how much I miss the shit head. How much I miss the old days, sitting around in a cold, spider infested, dirty, dusty, basement. Those were good times oddly enough. And then going over to Benny's and staying for months on end. You're a really smart guy. You ( Read more... )

:kicks himself in head a lot ( Read more... )

Four cigarettes left, still typing, still blaring music, still enjoying life. I don't know what I want to accomplish, or want the aim of anything I do is about anymore. In the mean time, "Fich dich, Arschlock." Excuse the spelling, I don't type or speak german too well anymore.

Can't complain. That's all I can do. Comtemplated doing ice last night, didn't do it just incase you thought I was that stupid. But then again, the thought crossed my mind, so who knows. I sure as fuck don't know much anymore. I know few things, and without that knowledge, I just want to sleep forever, if you know what I mean, althought you ( Read more... )

I don't understand people. I don't know what is going on anymore. But, regardless, I'm just going to keep on doing my own thing. And if it pisses a few people off, well, they can deal. I don't know what to think about some people, they've done some fucked up shit. But, you know what, they want to do their thing, just as much as I want to do mine. ( Read more... )

The lack of updates are due to the fact that I'm too busy not updating to update. Makes sense, yes ( Read more... )

Last night was so much fun. I am so fucking happy with things in my life. Nothing can touch me. Fuck everything, and everyone. Life is great.

Any way, I drank eleven 22ozs last night. And if I learned anything last night and remember it, it'd be this:

"Taking a shower and drinking does not mix."I think I fell on my head like three times in the ( Read more... )

Atleast it's not George W.