jokes pls

[inspire_u]

I need some one liner simple jokes to share with shannon. She keeps bugging me for jokes. The best I can come up with is : why did the duck cross the road? To show he was no chicken.
The only contribution from my helper has been : why did 6 run away from 7? Because 7 ate (8) 9.

Haha

So I went in search of joke books but they are not very good.

Comments

[l1sh]

you need to go big bookshop and buy those 100 jokes type of books. I used to have one!

[inspire_u]

yes, and sieve thru the 100 jokes to get the 5 year old appropriate jokes :)

[l1sh]

http://www.jokesbykids.com/ found something for u

[inspire_u]

thanks!!!!!

[flipover]

OK, here's my very lame contributions:

Q: What do clouds wear when it rains?
A: Rain-coats

Q: What do you do with fighting snails?
A: Let them slug it out!

Q: Why were the elephants thrown out of the pool?
A: They couldn't keep their trucks up.

Q: What happened when the boy monster met the girl monster?
A: It was love at first fright!

[inspire_u]

i like these! no. 1 is very age appropriate for shannon!

for no. 3, i think you meant "trunks" :)

[flipover]

hehehe...typo.

All these jokes are from Ethan!