no more sweet 16..'you all fucking suck, so suck a cock' 16

[instant_o]

Johnny Depp is one hot motherfucking man. I want to bone him.

whoa, and he is deeply underappreciated. still, I have this weird middle school crush on him. ok that's weird.

the end!

Comments

[insanejesi]

johnny depp is so fucking hot.
he is on my pillowcase
ow ow ow. bone him. fjdnjksavfdfcdsfcdsaf

[instant_o]

hahaha
do you kiss the pillowcase every night? (ok you don't have to confess to that, i'll just assume that's a yes! hah)
<3

[stubbyattacks]

ok, sorry to break it to you but johnny depp is mine and forever will be. if he would have won tonight at the academy awards he would of said something along the lines of "lauren, thank you, you have been my insparation and i love you, and love boneing you EVERY SINGLE NIGHT." yea, what now? thats what i thought, stand down.

[instant_o]

hahahaha uhh no gurrl
you got it wrong.
he'd be saying, "This is for Marisa, my one and only true love, the one who is there for me, the one who I bone..(every night? psh) 2+ times a day and LIKE IT!"
yeah..take that!

[shampoosuicide]

oh man what i would do to bone johnny depp!
haha the things i would do to him.

did you know that he's going to be playing willy wonka in the remake of willy wonka and the chocolate factory?
i say we go see it and dress like oompa loompas.
the end.

[instant_o]

wow, chocolate and johnny depp.
what's greater than that?
really, this whole school crush thing has gone out of CONTROL!

[pink_tights]

lyk3 0mgzzz! y0ure all lyk3 s0 crazay! hahaha god someone shoot me! mmm hmm and for the record all you Bitches need to back off because johnny depp is at my hizzousse right now and we're gonna FUCK!! hahah yea yea what now?!

*thats what i thought!

<3,
Ally

[instant_o]

pfft

liar.

[born_to_die77]

Phillip has a man crush on Johnny Dep... :-/

:-D

That made my afternoon!

[instant_o]

hahaha oh my, that made me laugh really hard!

there is nothing wrong with having a man crush on Johnny (i mean, come on now. aren't we allowed to call him just Johnny now?)
and I think out of all these girls, you, Phillip, can have him.;)
hahaha err ok that might be weird.

Re: That made my afternoon!

[born_to_die77]

WOOTY WOOTT WOOT!!!