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Jan 24, 2007 01:21

Dear people, please dust off your insult poking sticks.
Am I the only one to duel? You must throw yourself in the mix.

I shall stand here waiting patiently, eating Jacobs cream crackers.
Come fight with me - so I can send you to the knackers.

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iranon_i_know January 24 2007, 06:01:14 UTC
You aren't alone, yes I am here too,
but the one who'll be off to the knackers is you

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:P drrng January 24 2007, 06:21:36 UTC
You think yourself more able? You haven't a clue.
You're so easily rendered, a dog food is named after you.

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Re: :P iranon_i_know January 24 2007, 06:50:37 UTC
A dog food is named after me? that's weak.
You might as well offer a kiss on the cheek
I fear your wits fled, and have made you senile
Your lukewarm insulting is years out of style

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Re: :P drrng January 24 2007, 07:02:23 UTC
Your position is indeed weak, because I'm a master of punnery.
You really should just admit defeat and apply for a nunnery.

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tr1ck1gn0s1s January 25 2007, 05:55:55 UTC
Climb in your coffins my friends it is time
to join those skeletons you exhumed for those rhymes

Shouldst you try my linguistic lance you may find
that it breakest in splinters, piercing mind and behind!

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A dastardly brigand from afar. drrng January 25 2007, 06:05:25 UTC
The word is a weapon in which I'm rather quite skilled.
I'm afraid your coffin this time, is the next to be filled.

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Re: A dastardly brigand from afar. tr1ck1gn0s1s January 25 2007, 19:05:57 UTC
My coffin is filled? lets see with what treats-
Why an earlobe, a frontal lobe, and drnnq mincemeats!

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Re: A dastardly brigand from afar. drrng January 25 2007, 20:51:29 UTC
Like Baron Samedi, I will rise from the dead.
His spooky laugh will mess with your head.

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