Arrrr

[drrng]

T'was a fine thing this site that we crafted.
But tis so quiet, are we so easily shafted?

Comments

[racinghippo]

It's not that they all have nothing to say,
'Tis fear of my wit that keeps 'em away!

[drrng]

That may be true - you can be most troublesome indeed.
But, even a hippo is a feast on which fish can feed.

[racinghippo]

Hippos swim well - a fact that's well-known,
Armadillos, however, just sink like a stone!

[drrng]

Dear sir, I'm afraid you are sadly mistaken
And here's video proof to show I'm not faking. :P

[jarethshair]

Tis not fear that keeps us at bay
but rather your odour that makes us dismay.

[drrng]

An odour defeats you? Are you so lacking in power?
I thought you were a pirate, not a dainty young flower.

[jarethshair]

A beautiful bloom, a whore for the bees.
You'll feel my sting and sink to your knees.

Touche'

[drrng]

My dillo armour would repel such a stinging attack.
With an oversized fly-swat, you'd be easy to whack.