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jessieblog in insultswordplay

Aug 03, 2006 12:05

Well now friends - there's new blood in town,
Now who do I kill to take my crown?

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jarethshair August 3 2006, 13:49:48 UTC

There is no crown, we are ruled by anarchy
We'll make you so scared you'll do something unsanitory

Ooer, the poetry it slips... drrng August 3 2006, 16:31:55 UTC

I think his brain has become sodden with far too much rum.
Since she's battled well so far, I lent her a tiara - my chum.

Re: Ooer, the poetry it slips... jessieblog August 7 2006, 10:36:35 UTC

A tiara indeed, and a sceptre to boot,
Slowly but surely I'm claiming your loot!

Re: Ooer, the poetry it slips... drrng August 7 2006, 13:58:34 UTC

The prize is the treasure formed by our words.
The shiny things I leave to the magpie and other pilfering birds.

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angelevie August 3 2006, 15:18:48 UTC

Darling girl, take the hint and step aside
The last girl I took on ran away and cried

drrng August 3 2006, 16:26:09 UTC

Yes, and that lass was me. She whipped my ass raw.
But what she didn't know, was that I come back for more.

jessieblog August 7 2006, 10:38:49 UTC

I though us strong women stuck together,
Oh gaurd you cur, you friend of fair weather!

drrng August 3 2006, 16:27:45 UTC

A crown you say? Have you been stealing me treasure?
If the answer is yes, then I shall spank you with pleasure.

legobump August 4 2006, 19:23:03 UTC

All this talk of bottoms is very missleading,
If you want my crown I suggest you try pleading.

drrng August 4 2006, 19:34:58 UTC

I'll spank you too, I'd no feel guilt.
In fact, I'd set the spankometer at full tilt. ;D

jessieblog August 7 2006, 10:40:05 UTC

Haha, honestly I think you jest,
Why would I plead with my foot on your chest?

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