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[drrng]

Avast! This vessel is sinking. It's hull has been burst!
Now there be only one rule: Mighty Pirates and children first.

Comments

[jarethshair]

I'll be in the crows nest - like Nero with his fiddle
You'll be in the lifeboat - pants damp with widdle.

[drrng]

Scuttled we are - but the ship can be saved, my dear old chap.
I think an ample posterior such as yours, would likely fill the gap.

[jarethshair]

You're right this is one baby with 'back'
and you'll suffer a death from my bottom attack.

[drrng]

You assault with your buttocks? What a curious idea.
A volley of hot lead will quickly pepper your rear.

[tetsuy]

AHAHAHA!! just wanted to tell you that this one is awsome (sucks at being witty)

[drrng]

A chinese superhero has flown foolishly into the fray.
I wonder, will he be able to withstand my Pirate death ray?

[krazy_barista]

trying to leave something as bad in your wake
has only succeeded in giving me a headache

[drrng]

These poetical musings obviously affect your brain quite badly.
Just stand with your head before the cannon and I'll end your pain gladly.

[krazy_barista]

(please do, i actually do have a headache! lol)

ill ride that cannon while you shoot your ball
then tell all your friends i thought "is that all?"

[drrng]

I rather doubt that you'd be able to remain on your seat.
For your ass would become blistered from the astonishing heat.