There can be only one...

[jarethshair]

Wake from your slumber and pick up your sword,
I feel like Genghis ready to ravish a horde.

Comments

[drrng]

Yes, pick up your blade whilst I get my gun.
Shooting you from afar would be a great deal of fun.

[jarethshair]

A gun and bullet? With powder propulsion?
A coward sirrah! You lack pirate gumption.

[drrng]

A pirate I am and an adventurer most rare.
Though, just like good old Indy , I don't always play fair.

[jarethshair]

Its true you fight like an aging archaeologist
your remains will be found by some young paleontologist.