The time is upon us...

[drrng]

Santa is coming - the portly assassin of mince pies and dread.
He shall visit via your chimney and bestow a gift of hot lead.

Comments

[krazy_barista]

i'd much rather have lead than a nice steamy coil
"keep your dog in check, or i'll cover it in oil"

[glowing_rd_eyes]

If this Santa-assassin is coming, I suppose we should give thanks
That he comes once a year, is old, and shoots blanks.

[drrng]

Old he may be, but he's most skilled at his craft.
A Christmas tree enema was delivered to the last guy who laughed.

[jarethshair]

Who fears a fat man all dressed in red.
Especially one who just exists in your head.

[drrng]

He's on every roof top, he's in every store.
Recruiting those most naughty for an end of year war.