shouldnt this be on an operating manual somewhere?

[intensive_care]

Words Women Use the Most.

FINE
This is the word that a woman will use at the end of any argument that she feels she is right about but needs to shut you up. NEVER use Fine to describe how a woman looks. This will cause you to have one of those arguments.

FIVE MINUTES
This is half an hour. It is equivalent to the five minutes that your

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ahahay, Inayyy, babae pala akows?

[shdwbxr]

HAHAHAHAHA.

AMEN!!!

totoo nga lahat yan.

cant live with them.. cant live without them

[intensive_care]

i believe it!
the dual nature of women.
to be predictable and so UNpredictable at the same time.

[elfinlore]

you know what!

its funnier when Oldmann is reading that to you... he read that to me years ago. i couldnt stop laughing.

[intensive_care]

yep. its funny. no doubt.
i wonder though..
all these things are true right? why is it funny then?

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[elfinlore]

who said the truth isnt funny?

a woman finds it funny bec she suddenly sees how absurd her actions/thinking are. but she cannot deny that its the truth. so i laugh =)

[intensive_care]

maybe from the point of a woman it is funny. but from the point of view of men.. nuh uh.

especially when all men realize, at some particular point in their lives, that a womans actions are always premeditated.

[willower]

Hmf. Very funny. ;P

positively loaded

[intensive_care]

hmf and very funny.
yet another example of words that women use that, despite being minute, brings in a world-full of meaning.

*shakes head in despair*

Re: positively loaded

[willower]

lol! silly boi. trying to dissect us would be too much for your own good, no? ;P you could always opt to just plainly and simply luuuurve us. :D

Re: positively loaded

[intensive_care]

seriously, is it possible to love without understanding?

[enchantress1]

*lol*

So, so true...

theres nothing much else to do but laugh. ^^

[intensive_care]

men are laughing with (not at)womanity and are heartbroken at the obvious truth at the same time. we realize that we may catch up with the rules you set up every once in a while, but then we'll never understand the game.

Well, crying is an option too. ~~

[enchantress1]

Because women don't understand guys either.

How many guys out there say one thing, mean another, and do something else? Argh.

there is no pattern.

[intensive_care]

the only difference is that you know when a man is lying. reasons, for women, are somewhat more complex.. therefore making it harder for them to understand.