Comments | internetemperor: BLACK FRIDAY!

internetemperor

BLACK FRIDAY!

Nov 25, 2005 00:20

I hope none of you retards are actually getting up at 5am to shop.

If you're getting up to work, well you can't help that. But to SHOP?

There are still like 30 fucking days until Christmas. It does not require that you get up at 3am.

DON'T BUY INTO THE HYPE.

PS - I get to sleep in because I close tonight. The good old 11am - 10pm+ shift.

Comments 6

mrhabits November 25 2005, 07:30:33 UTC

Retail sympathies

I am well out of the Black Friday danger zone now, but I did a few years behind registers at stores and know how it is no good at all

Hope you get off easy

tjburgess November 25 2005, 09:29:35 UTC

FUCK NO im not getting up to go shopping. I think that anyone who does is literally stupid. I hope they have enough handicapped spots for all the fucking retards going shopping in the morning.

Speaking of the parking situation, how do they do the parking at the special olympics? Arent they all retarded? Who gets priority? Damnit, this is an important life or death question!

internetemperor November 26 2005, 05:17:26 UTC

Wow I never thought of that.

Remember that time the marching band played the special olympics TJ? You were there, right? You were probably a freshman or something. We met Sid Justice/Vicious/Psycho Sid the wrestler guy in the gas station at Searcy.

He was a dick and he broke to the front of the bathroom line to piss.

internetemperor November 26 2005, 05:19:22 UTC

TO answer your question though, I think there's the retarded and the walking retarded.

The walking retarded have to park further out.

tjburgess November 26 2005, 05:24:46 UTC

I dont think I was there for that one, or if I was I just dont remember it. I would have thought I would have remembered meeting Sid Vicious, but then again, maybe I stayed on the bus when that happened...who knows. My memory is so shitty, there is no telling.

And, thats a good guess, my guess was that they had some sort of 'drop off' service, similar to the pick up/drop off zones at airports....but, I honestly dont know.

billazilla November 26 2005, 10:39:27 UTC

OMG BLITZ SALE WTF.

Last time I did one of those, a 90-something year old lady assaulted and stole a cart from another customer because there was a Playstation in the basket.