Comments | internetsdave: For distribution with a new lump of carbon only

internetsdave

For distribution with a new lump of carbon only

Aug 29, 2002 08:25

Allergies are natures way of saying, 'Suprise!' and then throwing you to the ground and giving you a curbie. And we all know how hard nature kicks ( Read more... )

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little_peanut02 August 29 2002, 10:37:40 UTC

what is that drug that can keep me from giving birth to rhinos? I think I need some lol

internetsdave August 29 2002, 11:41:15 UTC

Check Walgreens. More specifically, the guy that hangs out behind Walgreens. He should have something.

czar_sonja August 29 2002, 10:50:47 UTC

sweetheart - I'm crying. I'm not seeing anything about being a dominatrax queen. So I hope you are sufffering greatly. :p

internetsdave August 29 2002, 11:41:53 UTC

I have the contract, but you never came to sign it. Quit your whining!

Re: contracts czar_sonja August 29 2002, 21:51:50 UTC

hey - i work for a lawyer! if i'm to sign a contract i need the clauses looked at first!

voxen September 5 2002, 01:04:04 UTC

Goddamn allergies. I've got your syllogism right here:

Allergies lead to dryness.
Dryness leads to breakouts (i.e. zits on my face near my nose that I keep blowing.)
Therefore, allergies suck butthole.