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Aug 07, 2003 12:14

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arturis August 7 2003, 11:19:17 UTC
I'm game for some dave-questions.

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You asked for it. internetsdave August 7 2003, 12:12:04 UTC
1. It's an cool fall day. You have just left the house to go for a walk. You are stopped by three people on the street and they take you to a room with a table. They ask you to empty your pockets on to the table and examine the contents. Three of the things within your pockets will ensure the survival of the human race. What are they and why?

2. Aliens have come and want to know you. They do not comprehend any spoken or written language and cannot stay long. What aspects of yourself do you describe and how do you describe them?

3. You have just made a play about some point in your life (past, present or future). What's it about and who is in it?

4. Growing up, what factor would you say most contributed to the development of your adult personality?

5. You are in a freight yard, running. There is someone else in the yard too, also running. Are you chasing him or is he chasing you? Why?

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inclementine August 7 2003, 11:51:23 UTC
"A 19-year old condom, still unopened."

HAHAHAH! Lovely. I used to have rats.

Ask me questions. I will know you through them.

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Will you now? internetsdave August 7 2003, 12:34:01 UTC
1. It's your birthday and there's a HUGE concert in your honor. What three bands are on the bottom of the shit list and why?

2. You have just made one of those 'Great Adventure' movies with the talking animals going across country to save a friend. There are three main characters taking this journey and each one represents some aspect of you. What animals do you cast and why? Who's doing the voices?

3. A person lies dead at your feet. You have killed it. The police know that you were justified in what you did and just need your statement. What happened?

4. You're a character in Peter and the Wolf. What musical instrument represents you and why?

5. If you were to draw personality and mind as a map, what would the topography look like? What would be the most prominant features?

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lost1 August 7 2003, 15:59:02 UTC
Okay. Of all the potential people I could be questioned by, I think you're worthy of "first". So yeah... bring it on.

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Not quite what you expected internetsdave August 10 2003, 12:51:59 UTC
1. How does a cellphone work?

2. You are tasked with creating a B-Horror Movie about your life. What generic horror theme and monster do you go with and why?

3. Where do babies come from?

4. Jones Sodas/Juice company makes 3 beverages based on aspects of you. What are they called and what do they taste like?

5. How is sound made?

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interview askew spidermonkey20s August 8 2003, 11:08:05 UTC
Make with the questions, funny boy!

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Re: interview askew internetsdave August 10 2003, 13:11:37 UTC
1. Way to go, you just burned down your house. What 5 things do you hope survived and why?

2. The power's out. You're holding a gun. In front of you is the silhouette of a person. You can't make out any features and don't can't tell what it's going to do next. A friend's voice tells you to shoot. What do you do?

3. Design a swiss army knife to describe your personality. What implements are on it?

4. You have become a master artist. Describe your masterpiece (sculpture, painting, poetry, etc...), the emotions involved in it, and why you decided to make it.

5. How did you think you came's to seen out when you are wery old?

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Re: interview askew spidermonkey20s August 11 2003, 10:55:38 UTC
I'll get right on that Dave

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OK I give. boneal01 August 9 2003, 08:43:52 UTC
Hit me with 5.

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Long time coming... internetsdave August 11 2003, 17:45:25 UTC
1. What mythical Sumerian creature/entity do you feel most relates to you and why?

2. An avant garde play is being written about your mind. Who would you like to write it? Give an example of a scene.

3. Nokia is making a cellphone based on you. What are it's best selling points?

4. What are you most likely to be arrested for?

5. The president has been kidnapped by ninjas. Are you a bad enough dude to rescue him?

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