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[internetsdave]

Apparently, I have all the answers. I simply rearrange the letters to form random, incoherent livejournal entries that contain a lot of profanities.

In conculsion: I can write two line entries too. Wait... Why do I feel like I just shot myself in the foot?

Comments

[inclementine]

Speaking as someone who just wrote a two line entry...

Pbbbbbfffflllt.

[dethbuni]

I don't think you have any foot left to shoot.

[voxen]

Dave, I just saw Dave: the movie. It's called DOOM HOUSE.. and it's up on somethingawful.com.

I flamed lowtax hardcore.

[anonymous]

Does it not amaze you that people still check this journal! And comment!

I looove to comment!

Like, I comment on the size of your tiiiiiiny manhood. So tiiiiiiny it takes a big word to describe it. Do not make fun of my society's language just because we are inferior! Make fun because we smell funny.

Gabriel Commentorr.