I am stuck on Band-Aids because communism is stuck on me!

[internetsdave]

So, I'm walking the second leg of my journey to work thanks to the goddamn Minneapolis mass transit system and it's inability to run on any sort of schedule. I mean, really, the guy that drives my usual bus drives it like a goddamn racecar, so you'd think that he could get there on time. But no. He's gotta pick me up 5 minutes late. Then, I

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[anonymous]

The reason that he was five minutes late was because I was getting head from your mom. I don't know how this made him late, but I assure you it was great head indeed. And I used your bus-pass as a post-head sanitary wrap. Pervert.

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