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Jun 22, 2004 21:17

Here we go with another, brand spanking new, brutally insane, florida-quality The Internet's Dave livejournal update. If you're reading this now and aren't in an institution, congratulations, you've just lost several IQ points ( Read more... )

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daireen June 23 2004, 05:33:08 UTC

I used to take the Greyhound home from college (up in Fargo, about a 4-6hr drive, depending on the route). I'm not usually a journaling person, but after this experience, I started taking a notebook with me whenever I traveled on mass long-distance transit (buses, planes, trains, etc ( ... )

internetsdave June 23 2004, 06:15:38 UTC

As I said, the conspiracy theorists are usually the funniest of them all.

kag_obes June 23 2004, 05:40:00 UTC

Which bus was that? One tends to see the worst of society on the 18, 5 or sometimes the 16. The 16 is mostly just smelly.

internetsdave June 23 2004, 06:19:02 UTC

This particular event was on the 10. I suggest that, if you do ride on the 10, bring a molotov cocktail for burning people. Well, maybe a 6-pack.

kag_obes June 23 2004, 06:23:49 UTC

What about a flamethrower? Perhaps just a small one?

daireen June 23 2004, 06:27:04 UTC

The 10?? Wait a sec, I thought you moved out of Yokeltown (aka Columbia Heights)

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Lou Knee NNs zuggfizzle June 23 2004, 11:09:56 UTC

I was on a Greyhound bus bound for Silver Springs in Maryland, which was having a transfer occur in Chicago. I had wisely chosen a route that put the bus heading into downtown at 5 p.m. , so we got a good healthy dose of sitting in traffic. The bus was packed with people, and one swarthy gentleman decided to start wandering up and down the aisle, sitting on the very edge of people's filled seats, telling stories about how he was in Forced Recon in Nam, and the various manners in which he had killed Charlie, with delightfully gory details.

He also liked to mention "Nobody in Nam who had seen any real combat talked about it.". Sort of killed the authenticity, but he really didn't seem to notice.

Hey Skippy? porkedproduct June 24 2004, 18:29:27 UTC

No, not that... Just here to put in some much needed profanity.

GET A FUCKING CAR ALREADY, GODDAMNIT!

fuck fuck fuck fuck mothermother fuck pzam June 24 2004, 22:49:14 UTC

people on the bus down here aren't *really* scary, just backwater-fuckin'-hick scary. some of the accents are so thick, i can't quite tell what they're saying. and then there's the guy who idolizes The Rock...