That meme floating around
1.) When showering, do you start the water and then get in?
Yeah, I sissy out.
2.) Do you read the labels on your shampoo bottle?
Nope.
3.) Do you moan in the shower like the people on the herbal essence commercial?
Nah. Moaning in the shower + Communal bathrooms = Just say no.
4.) Have you ever showered with someone of the opposite sex?
No.
Questions 5-7: What was here? I'll NEVER know!
8.) How old do you look?
About 18
9.) How old do you act?
About 18
10.) What's the last song you sang?
Likely a fragment of "Hope There's Someone"
11.) Have you recently become a member of anything?
No.
12.) What are your plans for the weekend?
Get ready for school, which resurfaces on monday.
13.) Do you kiss with your eyes opened or closed?
closed
14.) Have you ever ridden a mechanical bull?
nah, never had the opportunity. I'd love to, though.
15.) Do you ever intentionally vomit after eating?
Nopers.
16.) If you were working on a pirate ship, what would you most likely be?
I'd likely be forced to swab the poop deck. Because no-one else would.
17.) Have you ever called anyone a slut?
Probably.
18) Have you ever been called a slut?
I don't think so...
19). Have you ever smuggled something into America?
No.
20). Does playing the guitar make a girl/guy more attractive?
A little? any instrument-ability garners respect from me.
21). Do you live in a city with a good sports team?
The Oilers? Make your own call. We also have the Rush (Lacrosse, baby), but I have no idea how decent they are.
22). Have you ever finished off the popcorn?
Yep.
23). How many people do you think would come to your funeral?
Whatever. More people = more stories. More stories = a better time to be had by all.
24). How many of them would come just to make sure you're dead?
Maybe a few.
25). Do you have more enemies or more friends?
Friends. Not too many enemies. Except Black Dice guy.
26.) Have you ever sent an anonymous letter?
No. I should.
27.) Can you fix your own car?
No.
28.) Have you ever turned someone down for a date?
Yes. Awkwardly.
29.) Are you smarter than your friends?
No, it's not even close.
30) have you ever stolen anything from your friends?
no.
31.) Have you ever been to jail?
No.
32.) Should you have?
no.
33.) Do you like the taste of beer?
Nah.
34.) Have you ever died or killed someone in a dream?
Yes, but usually immediately before "death" occurs, I wake up.
35.) Have you ever given to charity?
A bit.
36.) Would you kill a dog for $1000?
Hell no.
37.) Do you sometimes get depressed?
Yeah, I have bad days every once and a while.
38.) Do you live with your parent(s)?
Right now, no. Over the summer, yes.
39.) Do you have plans for your future?
-Working over the summer.
-University, year two.