presented without context because I think it's hilarious

[intertribal]

"Is it possible I'm thinking about you too much?" That's a clown question, bro.
-- from here, by antilamentation

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[asakiyume]

Heh, both the letters on that page you linked to were pretty funny/awful/painful.

Let's just re-read those last two sentences out loud, as a class: "Am I abusing our friendship for platonic cuddling from a married man who has a thing for me?" Holy shit, yes. "Am I an idiot?" No, not an idiot, but there's got to be a word for someone who cuddles with married men and thinks it's still platonic. Cock-tease? Home-wrecker?

[intertribal]

Yeah, although he got in big trouble for using the word "cocktease."

But yes, I love reading advice columns, both because I find them helpful and because they're often (especially at the Hairpin) pretty funny.