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[interveningly]

To whomever decided to do me the 'favor' of applying safety padding in my apartment the other night while I slept: your technique is poor. The dog has already chewed a whole in one of the table protectors and gotten half his head stuck in the hole

Comments

[worrybot]

It sounds as if they should have used a dog-proof padding.

[interveningly]

Yes, if such a thing is available.

[worrybot]

Perhaps I am mistaken, but I believe most people do not need padding in their homes, dog-proof or not.

[interveningly]

Clearly you have not met the dog.

[And it's habit of skidding into walls]

[blindedmewith]

Can't you get it out?

[interveningly]

The dog? I already did.

[blindedmewith]

Oh! Good. That's very good.

Is he still bald?

[interveningly]

[Oh he remembers you P|]

No.

[notamelonfucker]

[...okay, next time he sees you at Housekeeping, Veda, you're going to get a Barry giggling in your direction because that's the funniest thing he's heard all week.]

How did he manage to get his head stuck in there?

[interveningly]

Apparently he forgot that the only thing on the table is wood and nothing more interesting.

so much laughing on the other side of the journal

[live_ringer]

Just chewed a head-sized hole and stuck it in there, huh?

Good thing he can't see you Lyle

[interveningly]

Closer to snout-sized.

[desertshadows]

Nothing he couldn't get out of, I assume! But I dread to think about how it would come out.

[interveningly]

I had to remove him myself. But he is fine.

[desertshadows]

Not that sharp, though, huh?

[interveningly]

If you mean to speak of the dog's intelligence - no, it is not.