12th Atrocity - Friendship Is F@#$ing Magic
[To the members of 836 Hastings Boulevard]
((OOC permission granted by Rarity-mun))
( Cut for MLP Murder Aftermath )
((OOC permission granted by Rarity-mun))
( Cut for MLP Murder Aftermath )
Ah... pardon me, but you seem to have something on your face, there.
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Well, hmm, let's see, judging by atmospheric pressure, the shift of currents along the north, and the shape of that cloud - that one right over there - I'd bet that we're going to see a majestic snowfall about a month from now.
But more importantly, clearly your education's been neglected. ONE person, no matter how skilled, can't simply open a path between TWO worlds, due to - like I said - Nash's First Law.
[ Ah, a bit of racism to go along with the rage. This will be fun. He turns slowly away, looking briefly over his shoulder at the strange little man in the nostril-killing robes. ]
But if that's the way you prefer to think, perhaps I'll leave you with the mountains of pain you're about to experience.
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I've even, literally, ripped a hole in two dimensions through the force of my will back when I had full power.
I don't know who Nash is, but his law is pretty lame if it hasn't stopped me yet.
But, more importantly, you're wrong about the weather. Do you want me to point out how?
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That's the corollary. Summoned monsters are magical in their own right. They, along with the wizard provide a necessary part of the power to cross between two worlds through a stable 'hole'.
'Course, that is just the way it works where I come from. Perhaps it's different in whatever world you're from, but, well.
And sure, if you can disprove something that'll happen one month hence.
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[That's it, no more summoning talk because BM is pulling most of it out of his ass anyways.]
Like, right now. The chances of getting struck by lightning are pretty high.
Almost as if... BOLT 3!
[And a lightning bolt is coming down from the sky in an attempt to smite BM's current source of annoyance.]
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Really, now. Clear sky lightning, out here in the open? That'd require quite a bit more
ZAP.
Oh, hey. Ionization.
[ For a moment he sways, clothing charred and smoking - and then he collapses on the sidewalk. ]
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[That made more sense in his head. Still, time for the heat lasers.]
EYEBEAMS!
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Goin-g-goin--
[ His brain cells have been disrupted, his nervous system has been broken, and all that's left is pain. Of course, that doesn't mean he's likely to forget this abuse. ]
Gaaaa---
[ And so he burns. ]
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...for talking.
[With that, the wretched little man walks off.]
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[ Well... Good. Now there's something else on Sokora's bucket list.
Getting even. ]
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