Comments | inthenertz: 12th Atrocity - Friendship Is F@#$ing Magic

inthenertz

12th Atrocity - Friendship Is F@#$ing Magic

Oct 17, 2011 17:38

[To the members of 836 Hastings Boulevard]
((OOC permission granted by Rarity-mun))
( Cut for MLP Murder Aftermath )

bm just needs friends, mlp, murder, friendship is magic, unicorn horn, summoner

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502 Ricardo hatinonlayton October 17 2011, 22:46:33 UTC

[DANG NOT!SON your friends just get weirder and weirder.]

502 Ricardo inthenertz October 17 2011, 23:00:09 UTC

[Probably should have wrapped it in something better than paper, considering it's raw meat.]

502 Ricardo godisachild October 18 2011, 04:15:00 UTC

[Trust him.

He didn't want it.]

hatinonlayton October 21 2011, 06:23:11 UTC

Got some enemies, have you?

[Let's just say Paolo already trashed the meat. It was contaminating everything, sick.]

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Around Town jaws5sonofjaws October 18 2011, 00:35:06 UTC

[s BM a heartless enough a bastard to eviscerate a unicorn?

Mart's guess would be yes.]

You

Sick

FUCKER!

I knew you were up to some sick ass shit again!

inthenertz October 18 2011, 01:02:15 UTC

I'm trying to bend space here and open a way out of this stupid town.

What are you, some sort of paladin?

jaws5sonofjaws October 19 2011, 03:43:16 UTC

[Mart steps forward, cracking his knuckles along the way.]

Yeah, right!

You're just using that shit as an excuse to kill unicorns, motherfuckin' unicorns!

Give me one good reason why I shouldn't break every bone in your body!?

inthenertz October 19 2011, 10:09:46 UTC

[Not one for close combat with a demi god.

At least not at this level of power.

BM slowly backs up as Mart advances.]

Hey, summoning is a legitimate field of study, even if it is lame.

And I'll give you a good reason, collateral damage.

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Around Town | 1/2 nyanpirenya October 18 2011, 01:40:31 UTC

[It's another lovely day in Mayfield, and Nyanpire is skipping about like he normally does, in search of snacks and cuddles and fun and all that cute stuff. And he must be on the right track, because his sensitive kitty nose can smell blood!

Blood is still the BEST even if he's temporarily not all that jazzed about drinking it.]

Nyaa, blood, blood, yay...?

[And then the smell he's picking up isn't nearly as nice. It's coming from that man in the dirty clothes with the paper bag and...]

Around Town | 2/2 nyanpirenya October 18 2011, 01:40:49 UTC

[W-what's that on his forehead?]

N-nyaa?

[He stops short, and stands there, staring wide-eyed at Black Mage.

And he sniffs again.]

R-Rarity...?

inthenertz October 18 2011, 18:26:13 UTC

Oh, look, at talking cat.

Here kitty, kitty, kitty.

nyanpirenya October 19 2011, 00:00:04 UTC

[Nyanpire does not approach. Innocent and naive as he may be, he doesn't like what he's seeing and smelling.]

No!

[He starts to back away, hissing.]

You smell like Rarity! Ffffft! Bad! Bad!

That's not your horn! FTTTT!!!

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RE: [Around town] taser_facial October 18 2011, 03:41:10 UTC

[ Sokora can, oftentimes, be found wandering the town, looking for new - and friendly - people to introduce himself to. This latest gent, however, seems to be of the opposite sort he'd normally consider. Nonetheless, the evident unicorn horn definitely demands some comment, and so he approaches the robed individual. He waits until those eldritch statements are (however temporarily) completed, and wanders forth.]

Ah... pardon me, but you seem to have something on your face, there.

Re: [Around town] inthenertz October 18 2011, 18:30:34 UTC

Yeah, you do too, but at least mine isn't permanently attached!

Ooooh! Burn!

[From the smelly little man who wears a bag over his head.]

Re: [Around town] taser_facial October 18 2011, 23:35:37 UTC

[ An eyebrow's raised. Well, so much for polite discussion. Time, it would appear, for Insult Warfare! ]

You mean your face? Well, that would explain the bag - I'm certainly glad that you've dropped it off for that biannual cleaning.

Re: [Around town] inthenertz October 19 2011, 10:00:57 UTC

Oh, we got a funny guy here.

Funny looking!

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[753 Partridge Drive] godisachild October 18 2011, 04:16:28 UTC

[Hey Black Mage. There's someone banging on your door.]

[753 Partridge Drive] inthenertz October 18 2011, 18:45:10 UTC

[Wakes up cranky the next morning.]

Hey! Prince!

...

Useless.

[So he goes to answer the door, using his blue sheets again.

Muttering as he does.]

This better be good.

[753 Partridge Drive] godisachild October 18 2011, 18:48:35 UTC

[Well, that kind of depends on a few things. See, Pokey's got the box of "hamburger" meat in his left hand, and a bat in the right.

He'll be jabbing the bat into BM's stomach as hard as he can as he tries to force his way inside.]

What is this crap?

Re: [753 Partridge Drive] inthenertz October 18 2011, 19:04:16 UTC

[Ow! Okay, BM is stumbling back as he notices his present.]

Unicorn meat! It was a gift, you jerk. You know how rare that crap is?

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