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labarbebleue December 11 2011, 01:13:33 UTC
Ah... I can empathize, my friend. I know exactly what it feels to have someone close to me simply forget. It would appear that you would understand the pain and seething rage I felt when I learned that she had forgotten.

But all is not lost! There is a remedy to your anguish.

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Ha! I am in the middle of trying to find your intro. Been gone all day ;.;... This works though! inthenertz December 11 2011, 01:16:04 UTC
YES. I CAN BRING HIS SUFFERING TEN FOLD UPON THOSE WHO STOLE HIM FROM ME.

THEY WILL WISH THEY GOT TO BE HIM, FOR HIS SUFFERING WILL BE LIKE A CANDLE AND THEIRS WILL BE LIKE THE SUN!

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No problem at all! Long as they meet. labarbebleue December 11 2011, 01:20:11 UTC
Why limit your wrath to simply those that are responsible? There are so many others you could share it with. So many others who should understand the exact same anguish you feel and the despair you wished to show to him. Is everyone not, in a way, responsible?

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YES inthenertz December 11 2011, 01:32:48 UTC
Everyone will suffer, but he was going to suffer the most...

... the second most. Fighter suffers the most. Then Red Mage. Then Theif.

No, wait, Fighter, then Sardon, then the others. Then the rest of the world.

I want to hear them each cry out, one voice at a time as they go.

I want their cries to cover and eternity, one at a time, until the last sound signals the end of all things.

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Phone. misterwwizard December 11 2011, 01:15:44 UTC
[Eridan knows what it's like to break up with a kismesis. He'll offer his sympathy. He knows this feeling all too well. Well, at least he thinks he does.]
Yeah havin' a rough breakup with your kismesis is never fuckin' easy.

I know its hard an' no one understands, but I do.

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Re: Phone. inthenertz December 11 2011, 01:33:38 UTC
What the hell is a kismesis?

And didn't I feed you to children or something?

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misterwwizard December 11 2011, 01:39:47 UTC
Someone you hate so fuckin' much that you want to make out with them, more a' less. Their entire existence is fillin' a void in your life that can only be filled by you hatin' them. It's pretty complicated an' a troll thing but I'm pretty sure there's enough a' us around here that you humans would be catchin' up with us.

An' for the record, When I stepped onto the porch that day a lightnin' bolt hit me. Pretty sure you're the one to be blamin' for that.

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inthenertz December 11 2011, 01:42:50 UTC
Yeah, you almost had me until you mentioned making out with him. I was not going to make out with him.

I was going to devour his soul while his body tore itself apart.

As for the lightning, what was your first clue?

Was it the sound of my voice shouting "Bolt 3", or fact that I told you I was going to teach you a lesson about magic.

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[Phone] godisachild December 11 2011, 02:10:41 UTC
Man.

I'm sure they're terrified.

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Re: [Phone] inthenertz December 11 2011, 04:33:20 UTC
Doesn't matter.

THEY WILL BE WHEN IT MATTERS MOST.

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[Phone] godisachild December 11 2011, 04:37:57 UTC
Naw.

I don't think they will.

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Re: [Phone] inthenertz December 11 2011, 18:47:20 UTC
Good thing you're not paid to think.

The brave ones who don't get it will be the first, they'll go down while the rest run away knowing they are leaving their allies to die.

[A pause.]

On an unrelated note, is your living robot back yet?

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[phone] doudemoe December 11 2011, 03:13:40 UTC
[Hello neighbor he's unfortunate enough to live nearby.]

I'm sorry for your loss.

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[phone] inthenertz December 11 2011, 04:36:04 UTC
FEEL SORRY FOR THOSE WHO STEAL MY VICTIMS!

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[phone] bittybrows December 11 2011, 05:32:23 UTC
What the hell are you talking about?

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[phone] inthenertz December 11 2011, 18:53:38 UTC
I am going to have my fun with the creators of this place. I will call upon things most you jerks have never heard of.

They made a mistake. Red Mage was mine.

I am going to make them beg for the end of all things.

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[phone] bittybrows December 11 2011, 21:20:35 UTC
That's crazy talk. Who's "they," even?

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Re: [phone] inthenertz December 11 2011, 22:42:22 UTC
No, crazy talk would melt your brain out your ears. This is unbridled hate talk.

"They" are the hidden faces behind this entire stupid town.

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