My, my, my.

[intimations]

Some people TOTALLY have no life. I can't believe how some people get some kind of "position of power" on the internet and then somehow think that translates to actual power in real life.

My head is swimming in imaginary legal threats, and all I can do is laugh.

Some people are just way too interested in my life for their own good. Fucking weirdo

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[reservedguise]

hehe

I freak out if you dont update at least once a day :)

[intimations]

Hee!

You SO don't count. Or if you do, you have permission to stalk me any time. ;)

Do you realize you can now say you're having your kiddo THIS MONTH?

[reservedguise]

Actually, next month ;) 45 more days if i last till 39 weeks which i highly highly doubt!

but since you said that, i am totally freaking out!

We went to Toy's R Us and Kohls and Burlington and stocked up on onesies and stuff so i feel more ready than i did last week. We also got what has to be the cutest and most comfortable bouncy seat in the world! Katie has fallen asleep in it 3 times now!

We need to do the lunch thing before i get too fat to sit in a booth at our favorite restaurant :) I also need to go find a crib mattress and pack-n-play :)

[intimations]

We have an ancient and ugly pack-n-play that isn't glamorous but does the trick if you get in a pinch.

And name the day, Gwendolyn and I will be there! :D

[intimations]

It's okay, Ryan. Not you either.

*patpat*

[intimations]

See, that's stalking for the greater good. This is me apparently leaving quite the impression on one of my exes. :P

[halliana]

I'd just like to say that I do not stalk you through your LJ. It's the cameras and PIs following you that I stalk you.

...

I've said too much.

[intimations]

Really? How much do they charge? The guys I've got following you are getting greedy, I was thinking about changing companies.

[isadore]

OMG I kno ur talking about me!!11! I m goin 2 SUE!eleven!!

...ew, writing like that kind of made me gag.