Well, Shoe's plane got delayed in Ireland, so he's coming in at 6:30 instead of 4:30. I'm sitting here in what I hope is a cute outfit, with hot rollers in my hair (Target finally came through for me), fidgeting and waiting and fidgeting ( Read more... )

In Boston, Roger totally molested my friend 'manda. Like, totally ( Read more... )

Shoe called me this morning to tell me he gets on a plane in a little while and confirm the time he's coming in tomorrow-- as if I wouldn't know. But tomorrow. 30 hours or so. And then he's here ( Read more... )

Oh my God! I have NEVER seen a hyperbole so massive! IT'S BLOCKING OUT THE SUN ( Read more... )

The news in brief ( Read more... )

I bought orange juice today ( Read more... )

I'm not good with ancient history. I'm usually pretty good at at least faking a good amount of well-adjusted happy, as long as I get to live in the proverbial "now." Thing is, there's just a whole bunch of nonsense in my past that I never ever want to think about ever again, and every day that passes where that stuff isn't a part of my life is a ( Read more... )

Okay, here's a bunch of random crap, which I will organize by headers.

My ass is wet; or, pretending to be Dave's girlfriend.Lory has a surprise for Dave when he gets back from the UAE: she wants to get a really nice hotel room for a couple nights, preferably one with a hot tub in the room itself. She wants to decorate the room to look all pretty ( Read more... )

That does it. When Shoe gets back, I'll beg for Caller ID if I have to. I can't get in the middle of this thing with my parents. My dad can't call me and bitch about how my mom doesn't appreciate him, and I can't tell him "There's nothing to appreciate, jackass" when this man I have lived in fear of my entire life is obviously trying not to cry. So ( Read more... )

( Gamer chick rant )