Voicemail

[intotheout]

"Hello, you've reached the phone of Gratuity Tucci. I'm not available right now, so please leave a message after the tone.

"A short message, J.Lo. You can't expect me to know things you said after the voicemail cuts you off."

*Beep*

Comments

Text, Thursday Night

[thewrathofkaan]

Late Thursday night, Tip would find herself the recipient of a drunk text from Ada's party.

It was a video filmed from Roscoe's phone on selfie cam, showing a shirtless, suspenders-wearing and very glittery Roscoe riding a mechanical rodeo shark and shouting over the music. "Tiiiiip!" he sang into the camera. "I'm on a shark!"

Yes, Roscoe. She could see that.

Re: Text, Thursday Night

[intotheout]

Well, she could mostly see it, anyway. Selfie cams didn't have the best range.

fulfilling ur campaign promises already? she texted back. overachiever

Re: Text, Thursday Night

[thewrathofkaan]

i didnt even buy this booze. but i did pay for the shark.

Well, his dad did, anyway.

also CONGRATS! student council buddies!!!

Then there were about six briefcase emojis, because briefcase meant politics, duh.

Re: Text, Thursday Night

[intotheout]

party shark maybe above + beyond Tip's response came with a party horn and a pile of money with wings. should suggest it 4 homecoming dance