time paradox msn convo

Nov 27, 2010 23:58

past Seika says:
 hey, who is this
kam says:
 Seika, I honestly hope you aren't partaking in some Hussiesque time shit.
current Seika says:
 hmm... am I... 
past Seika says:
 who is hussie
kam says:
 Hussie is a pretentious rock musician
 Who you will want to have sex with in two years
current Seika says:
 "hussie" is only the creator of the sexiest man on-
 hey shut up
past Seika says:
 oh wow really
 that's... enlightening
kam says:
 If I misinform past you I can change the future!
 This is pretty rad.
current Seika says:
 but past me doesn't know any rock musicians!
kam says:
 What about that Casey dude you like
 Casey whatshisname
past Seika says:
 okay this is sorta confusing, Casey who?
current Seika says:
 Casey Crescenzo
 the frontman for a band you will discover in around... less than a year
kam says:
 He writes pretentious prog albums that I sorta like
current Seika says:
 they are awesome listen to them
kam says:
 I would like them if they were released in the 90's
past Seika says:
 prog rock? porcupine tree is good
current Seika says:
 I agree past me, PT is a good band
kam says:
 I haven't heard of them.
current Seika says:
 they're good!
past Seika says:
 they're good!
kam says:
 Oh wow.
current Seika says:
 nice, past me.
kam says:
 You two actually agree on something.
current Seika says:
 haha.
past Seika says:
 pfft not like I believe this person is me! they don't fucking swear enough
current Seika says:
 oh you want me to swear do you?
kam says:
 fuck fuck shit shit cock niggers
current Seika says:
 yeah that
 was what I was about to say
kam says:
 Although African-Americans aren't particularly well endowed...
 But anyway
 Seika
past Seika says:
 wait omg
 ilex is messaging me
kam says:
 ?
past Seika says:
 <3333
current Seika says:
 oh god
 not Ilex
 he's such a douche
 past me, I just talked to him for the first time in like two years
 so.. yeah
 and it was about anime. nothing else
past Seika says:
 ooh anime! Naruto is okay... I like Mushishi though ^^
current Seika says:
 Mushishi is epic, that will be your first foray into mindscrew, young me-dawan
kam says:
 You're weird.
 I don't do much in the way of animu
 or animation period
past Seika says:
 noooo i'm not weird T_T
current Seika says:
 yes you are
kam says:
 Yeah, you are, actually
 Is there anything you guys can agree on
 ...oh I know
current Seika says:
 yes?
past Seika says:
 what?
kam says:
 HOW ABOUT THAT SHED, HE'S SUCH A DICK-TATER AM I RITE???

current Seika says:
 yes
past Seika says:
 well obviously
kam says:
 I don't get your hate for him
past Seika says:
 also what is a dick-tate- oh I get it
kam says:
 A rare breed of potato that is phallic
current Seika says:
 I kinda understand why he did what he did, I didn't like his attitude though
past Seika says:
 eew
 and no shed is a douche
kam says:
 You will obsessively eat them.
past Seika says:
 i hate penises theyre all veiny
kam says:
 That's a weird reason to dislike genitalia.
 Didn't you have a joke about penises?
 And how the dude had two of them
past Seika says:
 omg sakon!
 he is so sexy <333
current Seika says:
 oh god no.
 don't get started on that, past me.
 Naruto is shit. you will learn this.
kam says:
 You will have even more weird fetishes that you will look upon in shame in the future.
current Seika says:
 hey past me, ever heard of a shotacon?
past Seika says:
 shotawhat
current Seika says:
 someone who is sexually attracted to young boys
past Seika says:
 ...wait what
 oh od
 oh god no
kam says:
 Actually, in the future you become the admin of PMF with two preteenage boys
 Quate and I, to be specific
current Seika says:
 hehe
past Seika says:
 YAY I'M ADMIN
 but... that's kinda nasty...
kam says:
 How so?
past Seika says:
 shota is nasty!
 and you're a noob kam >(
kam says:
 Actually, come to think of it
 You will get into a relationship with me sometime in the future
past Seika says:
 wait... what?
 that's creepy!
 I wanna be with ilex D:
current Seika says:
 okay past me
 #1 kam is awesome and ilex is a douche
 2. ilex isn't even that attractive
kam says:
 omg
 A guy who spends all his time on Pokemon forums isn't pretty?
 Whodathunkit???
past Seika says:
 butbutbut
current Seika says:
 hey there are pretty people on pokemon forums kam
 just... not ilex
kam says:
 Like you?
 <3
current Seika says:
 awww
past Seika says:
 *puke*
kam says:
 awww
current Seika says:
 <3
 also shut up past me
kam says:
 Yeah, fuck past you
 Her relationships get a bit twisted
past Seika says:
 what
 how so
current Seika says:
 I'm not exactly sure which incident you're referring to but I'll let you keep typing
kam says:
 Hm
 You dumped Diggeh after meeting him irl, didn't you?
current Seika says:
 yeah
past Seika says:
 Diggeh? huh
kam says:
 And just recently you dumped Jonstar!111111111
current Seika says:
 I was a douchebag then, too!
past Seika says:
 JONSTAR IS A NUB
current Seika says:
 no he's actually quite cool
kam says:
 Actually, he prefers the name Cardiac now.
current Seika says:
 soon, past me, you will start playing WoW.... it will be the best times of your life
past Seika says:
 what is wow
kam says:
 an interjection
 used to display surprise
 OH WAIT she means that shitty mmo
current Seika says:
 KAM
 you said it sounded fun
 D:
kam says:
 But I need to do this to prevent you from growing addicted to it in the past!
current Seika says:
 past me it is not shitty, when Fre says to play it listen to him
kam says:
 Also Fre will disappear off the face of the interwebs pretty much
 I think
past Seika says:
 NO NOT FRE
current Seika says:
 I saw him on WoW the other day
 I was all like "FRE!"
 he didn't respond, guess he had no idea who I was D:
past Seika says:
 poor fre... ;_;
kam says:
 Also...
 hm
 Past you, are you still enrolled at public school?
past Seika says:
 yeah, it sucks
kam says:
 Guess what!
current Seika says:
 good news
 you get to go to a Free school, then a Sudbury school
 free school is sorta shitty but Sudbury rocks
kam says:
 It's more or less a glorified daycare
current Seika says:
 yeah
past Seika says:
 that sounds dumb
 i like to read books. and write
 oh yeah, i finished a book called bayacrux
current Seika says:
 uhm...
kam says:
 oh god no
current Seika says:
 dunno how to break this to you past me
 but
kam says:
 BAYACRUX SUX
current Seika says:
 bayacrux is a piece of crap and you will-
kam says:
 OLOLOLOLOL
current Seika says:
 yeah
 that
 you will give up on it and start writing a different book
past Seika says:
 NOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!
 not my baby bayacrux ;__________;
kam says:
 Instead, you'll write this great book called Leech Child which is about some halfbreed kid who goes on lots of wacky adventures!
current Seika says:
 ^that
past Seika says:
 that sounds stupid
 i want seilex in my book
kam says:
 You sound stupid.

current Seika says:
 oh god it's been so long since I've heard seilex
past Seika says:
 NO I AM NOT STUPID
kam says:
 Oh god, Seilex?
current Seika says:
 yeah
 the portmaneau name I gave to the pairing of me and ilex
past Seika says:
 YEAH SEILEX IS AWESOME <3
current Seika says:
 oh god past me stfu about ilex!
 he
 is
 a
 dick
past Seika says:
 lies
kam says:
 I get paired with Quate in the future.
past Seika says:
 HAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHA
 XD
kam says:
 Mainly because of a crack pairing thread
current Seika says:
 crack pairings ftw
kam says:
 3d x EE led to a rage pairing of me and Quate.
 I'm sort of ashamed by my behavior in PMF
current Seika says:
 also past me, you will end up talking to EE in the future a lot
 she is cool, don't think she's weird
past Seika says:
 but she is...
 and kam you are such a noob!
 ahahah!
current Seika says:
 no kam is cool past me
 you just... don't know if yet
 D:
kam says:
 See?
 You adamantly defend me in the future
 Out of looooove

past Seika says:
 EEEEEEEEEEEW
 OKAY STFU GUYS I AM LEAVING
 AND NOT COMING BACK FOR THE NEXT 20 MINUTES
 HAHAH!

past Seika has left the conversation.

current Seika says:
 did she just ragequit?
kam says:
 PMF Rule #5.
 You can never leave.
current Seika says:
  >D>
kam says:
  >D>

sanity is for the weak, homestuck

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