A bald man with a wooden leg gets invited to a Halloween party. He doesn't know what costume to wear to hide his head and his leg so he writes to a costume company to explain his problem
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It's winter in Ohio And the gentle breezes blow, 30 miles per hour at 17 below! Oh, how I love Ohio When the snow's up to your butt. You take a breath of winter air And your nose, it freezes shut.
Yes, the weather here is wonderful, So I guess I'll hang around. But I could never leave Ohio, 'Cause I'm frozen to the ground!!!
They keep talking about drafting a Constitution for Iraq. Why don't we just give them ours? It was written by a lot of really smart guys, it's worked for over 200 years and we're not using it anymore.