An assortment of random things I nabbed out of my bookmarks folder in the past 5 minutes

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Old snark is still the best snark:

Original Post: (American southerner ranting at length on tumblr about how American northerners don't understand how to make sweet tea)

Commenter 1: I'm British, and even I think this motherfucker needs to calm the fuck down about their tea.

Commenter 2: As an American, maybe you didn't learn from the first time you

Comments

[samudee]

The one about the comma cracked me up :D

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It cracked me up when I read it too! :D :D

[hardboiledbaby]

The House gif is perfect, omg. And the pecan thing-there really is a statistical study for everything XD

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I was dazzled at how perfect that House gif was, when I ran across it! Especially the "I forbid this!"/"Don't care" bit. The only thing it missed was a pill-popping scene.