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[introspectionn]

i went to the emergency room this morning for my foot. ben stiller was my nurse. (no seriously the nurse i had looked EXACTLY like him. my dad was like "hey doesn't that look like what's his name? and i was just like YES YES IT DOES.) the nurse who took me to get my x-ray was hot as all hell. when she took me back to the room she was pulling the

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[stopbysayhi]

i bet your mom feels like a bitch hahahhahah

[introspectionn]

she must now but i realized she didn't want to bring me because she knew you'd have to pay upfront for going there since she went like last month when she was sick. she's selfish, but whatever.