[PINmail] from: eliza, to: asamar

[introublelately]

A message for the General, sent Saturday morning at ohgodwhythefuckamiupthislate o'clock:

the other General, the scary shadowy one, is looking for you. He wants to find you

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O SNAP MAIL

[weapon_of_lies]

He's always up in my shit, man. Messed with my friends and now he's looking to mess with me too. (Is he really scary? How scary? Describe him to me.)

Also, DO NOT let Fish know you said something to make Sgt. Sandy go after him. He'd hate you forever. More.

... IS SHE NOW. I'll have a chat with her to see what's up.

You did a very good thing by telling me this, Eliza. I'm proud of you.

-General

OH NOES, IT'S MAIL

[introublelately]

Like something walked over your grave and all the grass and flowers died where it stepped, and your tombstone crumbled at his touch.

He's dark and creepy and he makes things die just by standing next to them. And he acts like he knows everything about you just by looking at you.

I wasn't planning on it. I don't need to give him reasons to despise me. I seem to do just fine with that by being myself.

I couldn't figure out how to tell Fish, but whatever. If you talk with her maybe you can figure something out.

You mean that?

-Eliza

REVENGE OF THE MAIL

[weapon_of_lies]

Please tell me you're not being literal.

...what did I just say?! augh. Figures that my alternate would have the curse/ability to make whatever he touches die. And analyzing the shit out of people.

One of these days, kid, you and he are going to duke it out until you come to terms with each other. He'll see that you're not that bad.

I'll see what I can pinch out of her.

I do. Really-really, kiddo. Thank you.