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[intstellarbrst]

When I was eight I had an old t-shirt with a Garfield screenprint that read, "I used to have a handle on life but then it fell off". I wish I still owned that shirt because I would wear it every single day. Under a cardigan or over a long-sleeve shirt. It works perfectly.

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[elgranchaco]

cats.

[intstellarbrst]

work perfectly

[elgranchaco]

you found me a job!?!??

p.s. a little friend stopped by my house the other day looking for you. i told her where you lived and that you'd be home in a week or so. just so you know.

[intstellarbrst]

I refuse to buddy, although I will give you one that reads:

"I have a handle on life, it may have gotten a bit rusty but it's still holding strong"

And above the caption you'll see Garfield hugging his little brown bear. Odie would be in the background eating a giant steak.

[elgranchaco]

you just had to mention the bear, didn't you?