Provocation 45 Hojo: It's Mine
Title: It's Mine
Author: Mir
Characters: Hojo, Surprise
Rated: T
Warning: Crack, Crossover
Words: 345
Summary: Hojo's obsession causing him to do something drastic.
A.N. I blame furousha for this one!!! Also how could I resist a Hojo prompt?
Hojo, after long day at school, had been frolicking in the woods when saw a beautiful, pale boy sitting by a tree. As the sunlight hit the stranger, he began to sparkle. Chalking the strange vision up to the pot Souta had sold him earlier in the day, Hojo was about to leave when he noticed a leather, bound Hello Kitty diary in the emo kid's hands. He couldn't believe his luck, it was the ultimate collector's item.
Hojo, Hello Kitty's number one fan, had searched everywhere for the diary. Of course the gods of e-bay mocked him and his plight. For whenever he offered more money on the sacred item, he was outbidded by another nerd. Jealousy flowed through the teen. Why should the sparkling idiot have the diary and not him? Only the truest of Hello Kitty fans deserved the holy grail of geeky collectors everywhere.
And if his dwindling bank account proved anything, it was that Hojo was the cat's bitch. Much like Gollum and the one ring, the book called out to the kindhearted teen. Hypnotized by the power of the cute kitty, Hojo went over to glitter boy and snatched the diary out of Edward Cullen's hands.
The vampire had been writing down his latest sexcapade with his darling werewolf, Jacob when a evil forced took his beloved Hello Kitty diary from him. Looking to find Hojo cuddling the book to his chest, Edward began to cry.
"Give it back," he sobbed.
"No! It's mine. We wants it… our precious," Hojo said, cooing over it.
Leaving the crying vampire in the dust, the young teen left the woods with his prize. Now with his Hello Kitty collection complete, Hojo could live happily ever after. Edward, however, was different story. With his journal gone, the vampire spiraled into a deep, dark depression. Nothing seemed to help, not even Jacob's nice, firm abs. Wanting to make his boyfriend happy again, the werewolf went out to buy Edward more glitter.
Of course it wouldn't replace Hello Kitty but it was a start...
Author: Mir
Characters: Hojo, Surprise
Rated: T
Warning: Crack, Crossover
Words: 345
Summary: Hojo's obsession causing him to do something drastic.
A.N. I blame furousha for this one!!! Also how could I resist a Hojo prompt?
Hojo, after long day at school, had been frolicking in the woods when saw a beautiful, pale boy sitting by a tree. As the sunlight hit the stranger, he began to sparkle. Chalking the strange vision up to the pot Souta had sold him earlier in the day, Hojo was about to leave when he noticed a leather, bound Hello Kitty diary in the emo kid's hands. He couldn't believe his luck, it was the ultimate collector's item.
Hojo, Hello Kitty's number one fan, had searched everywhere for the diary. Of course the gods of e-bay mocked him and his plight. For whenever he offered more money on the sacred item, he was outbidded by another nerd. Jealousy flowed through the teen. Why should the sparkling idiot have the diary and not him? Only the truest of Hello Kitty fans deserved the holy grail of geeky collectors everywhere.
And if his dwindling bank account proved anything, it was that Hojo was the cat's bitch. Much like Gollum and the one ring, the book called out to the kindhearted teen. Hypnotized by the power of the cute kitty, Hojo went over to glitter boy and snatched the diary out of Edward Cullen's hands.
The vampire had been writing down his latest sexcapade with his darling werewolf, Jacob when a evil forced took his beloved Hello Kitty diary from him. Looking to find Hojo cuddling the book to his chest, Edward began to cry.
"Give it back," he sobbed.
"No! It's mine. We wants it… our precious," Hojo said, cooing over it.
Leaving the crying vampire in the dust, the young teen left the woods with his prize. Now with his Hello Kitty collection complete, Hojo could live happily ever after. Edward, however, was different story. With his journal gone, the vampire spiraled into a deep, dark depression. Nothing seemed to help, not even Jacob's nice, firm abs. Wanting to make his boyfriend happy again, the werewolf went out to buy Edward more glitter.
Of course it wouldn't replace Hello Kitty but it was a start...