I went to see Dr. Champlin. And I took this test that just made me start laughing. I couldn't stop laughing - it was just too much. Some of the questions were so crazy.
Are you emotionally literate?
Circle the answers that come closest to your own emotional response; then turn to page 23 to interpret your score.
1. Your child, in direct contravention to your orders, runs into the busy road. You pull him/her back and:
a) smack or shake him/her?
b) master your emotions and explain why this was not a good idea?
c) master your emotions and resolve upon subsequent punishment?
2. You then:
a) tell the child off and threaten him/her with a dire punishment?
b) apologize and explain that mommy/daddy was frightened?
c) burst into tears?
Is Your Self-Image positive or negative?
Circle the answers that come closest to your own emotional response; then turn to page 24 to interpret your score.
6. How would you describe your body?
a) unsatisfactory, ugly?
b) far from perfect, but it does its job and attracts the people that matter?
c) pretty darned good, thanks?
11. Life is:
a) a bitch?
b) a party?
c) a battle to be enjoyed?
Are you an extrovert or introvert?
Circle the answers that come closest to your own emotional response; then turn to page 24 to interpret your score.
8. The couple in the apartment above yours makes love noisily during the night. Do you:
a) feel resentful and bang on the ceiling?
b) bury your head under the pillow?
c) awake your partner and whisper that you might as well make a similar noise yourselves?
9. Christmas is:
a) hell on earth.
b) a magical time.
c) tough, but worth it.
10. New Year is:
a) hell on earth.
b) an excuse for a wild party.
c) an excuse for a quiet night in.
So I'm supposed to go see a movie with my brothers, Kathleen and Corris tomorrow. We were supposed to go today..but Edward gave Corris false information, and Kathleen's sister went to Corris's house unexpected. Oh well.
I need to check in with Marvel. Maybe Thursday. ...Don't wanna call him right now, I don't feel like it.
Mmm. I'm thinking of my beloved. How sweet is this, knowing that I can't have them?