Groomzilla -Crack Theme
Title: Groomzilla
Author: Tasukigirl78
Pairing: Hojo/Miroku (yes you read that right)
Warning: Yaoi
Genre: Crack
Rated: PG
Words: 287
Summary: Hojo deals with his wedding happy fiancé.
Hojo stared in horror as his fiancé paraded out of the dressing room wearing a wedding dress fit for a princess. The beaded corset and the flowing hoop skirt all served the purpose of actuating the bride’s assets, the only problem was that his “bride” was a man. He could only sit by and watch as his boyfriend, Miroku, glided over to the to the mirror and began to preen himself in front of it.
“What do you think sweetie?” the young man asked in excitement.
“Honey, don’t you think that too much,” Hojo asked nervously.
“No! This is my wedding and my day to shine. Besides it goes with the theme of our ceremony,” Miroku said; his eyes shimmering with joy.
“What theme, I thought we agreed to a small ceremony,” he said with trepidation.
“Baby, we are only going to be married once! Don’t you want it to be special?” Miroku said as he turned around to face Hojo.
“Sweetie it will be special because you will be there,” the older man trying to placate his fiancé.
“Aw! You’re so sweet Hojo but I really want this wedding to sparkle. So I decided to have a princess theme,” he said happily.
“A princess theme...”
“You will see with this dress and my hair done up in curls accented with a crown, I shall be the prettiest of all princess. And you Hojo shall be my prince,” Miroku said; squealing in glee.
Hojo sighed as he looked at his fiancé, who was twirl around the room in his dress. He wanted Miroku to be happy so Hojo decided not to say anything. He would just have to bite the bullet and let his boyfriend do whatever he wanted. After all you only get married once.
THE END
Author: Tasukigirl78
Pairing: Hojo/Miroku (yes you read that right)
Warning: Yaoi
Genre: Crack
Rated: PG
Words: 287
Summary: Hojo deals with his wedding happy fiancé.
Hojo stared in horror as his fiancé paraded out of the dressing room wearing a wedding dress fit for a princess. The beaded corset and the flowing hoop skirt all served the purpose of actuating the bride’s assets, the only problem was that his “bride” was a man. He could only sit by and watch as his boyfriend, Miroku, glided over to the to the mirror and began to preen himself in front of it.
“What do you think sweetie?” the young man asked in excitement.
“Honey, don’t you think that too much,” Hojo asked nervously.
“No! This is my wedding and my day to shine. Besides it goes with the theme of our ceremony,” Miroku said; his eyes shimmering with joy.
“What theme, I thought we agreed to a small ceremony,” he said with trepidation.
“Baby, we are only going to be married once! Don’t you want it to be special?” Miroku said as he turned around to face Hojo.
“Sweetie it will be special because you will be there,” the older man trying to placate his fiancé.
“Aw! You’re so sweet Hojo but I really want this wedding to sparkle. So I decided to have a princess theme,” he said happily.
“A princess theme...”
“You will see with this dress and my hair done up in curls accented with a crown, I shall be the prettiest of all princess. And you Hojo shall be my prince,” Miroku said; squealing in glee.
Hojo sighed as he looked at his fiancé, who was twirl around the room in his dress. He wanted Miroku to be happy so Hojo decided not to say anything. He would just have to bite the bullet and let his boyfriend do whatever he wanted. After all you only get married once.
THE END