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[inurbusiness]

Shit, did that pasty white grumpy bastard finally get me killed? That son of a bitch, my life wasn’t all too bad. It’s not my fault his life is going to hell in a hand basket.

If this is Hell (I’m assuming this is Hell, as Heaven is not a possible option), damn, totally not what I thought it was going to be. I was expecting little demons with little

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[ voice ]

[danceesmeralda]

I hardly believe this is Hell; if it were, I'm thinking that there would be more flames around and less free food available.

[ voice ]

[inurbusiness]

Shit I'm starving, where's the free food at? Angel, demon whatever the fuck ever you wanna be called.

[ voice ]

[danceesmeralda]

In the kitchen, of course. And, as for my name, it is Esmeralda. Neither demon nor angel, I'm but human.

[ voice ]

[inurbusiness]

There's a kitchen? What is this? Some extended stay hotel shit? Good, a human. You really don't know this, but I've been lacking normal humans in my life as of some what recently.

[swordnscar]

..................you.

[inurbusiness]

Why am I not surprised?

[swordnscar]

Your partner is here as well.

[inurbusiness]

Lovely, we're all one big happy family.

[als_sunde]

Nice hair.

[inurbusiness]

Could say the same about yours, trying to jack my style?

[1/3] Delayed like WOAH. Sorry, timezones fail me :<

[bulletcarnage]

[2/3]

[bulletcarnage]

Speak of the devil...

[3/3]

[bulletcarnage]

Hey. If you got yourself killed then that's your fault, not mine. Don't go blaming me for your mistakes.

Incidentally, if you're dead then so are the rest of us and I don't recall dying.

[inurbusiness]

It's easy to say 50% of the times I've been shot at are rooted from your existence.

I don't remember shit, I just remember you kicking me in the face.