More Inu X Miro ficcage
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Title: "You Asked For It"
Author: es me
Rating: Very X
Pairing: seme!InuyashaXpervyuke!Miroku
Notes: Along the same lines as "Comuppance."
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Didn't I tell you to watch yourself, monk? Didn't I? I told you to keep your hands to yourself, to mind your manners around girls- any girls? Village girls, farm girls- and especially our girls? (You're not to even look at Kagome!)
So what the hell are you doing, slammin' down sake with all them girls? It ain't prayin' I can tell you that, monk.
"Aye!" I throw that screen door open so hard it breaks. Girls gasp. Bah. "Yo, monk!"
You point at yourself and mouth me?
No, the other perverted drunk with his hands all over the girls. "Yes, you! Whaddaya think yer doin?'"
You look at the sake saucer, like you never saw one before, then take the longest, slowest drink in the history of drinkin' slow. And yer eyeballin' me. Freakin' eyeballin' me! Then you smack yer lips. "Good." You nod and the girl to your left give you more.
"I said come'ere!"
"I'm sorry." You blink, like you're confused. "Were you saying something?"
Oh, so you want it that way. "Right." It ain't that surprising. You're a kinky bastard, aren'tcha? So let's pick you up, throw you over my shoulder- wave good bye to your little whores- and let's take this outside.
You asked for it.
"How many times," I smack your squirmin' ass, "do I have to tell you," smack, "to stop it with your damn lechery?" Smack. Smack.
"Oh, Inuyasha." You won't stop squirmin,' no matter how many times I gotta smack. "Don't tell me you're jealous again?"
"Are you kiddin' me?" I jump over a rock, a small stream, two squirls, then right behind a big bush. "Why the hell would I be jealous?"
You slither off my shoulder, like the snake you are, an' slide those arms round my neck. "Why would you be jealous?" Don't rolls those eyes at me, monk. I will knock them out of your head. "Inuyasha, I am genuinely hurt." Don't make that pout. You're a man, for pity's sake! Quit it! What are you doing with your hand on my cheek? Why are you leaning so close to me? "After all we shared?"
"Why are you whispering?" I whisper back.
"Because..." You freakin' stand on your toes and lick my ear? "You want it to be a secret, don't you?"
When you lick me there... "Oh you are asking for it, aren't you?"
"Over and over." You lick your lips and...
"Is that...?" I can feel the heat on my cheeks.
"I think so." Yeah. You pat my ass and cup so'more. "Yes, that is my hand." You just give me a shit eatin' grin. "So, can I just get on my knees now or do you have something else in mind?"
Man...
I'm sick of shit, Miroku. So I snapped one time, and we ended up spending the day rolling around naked. Maybe it was two or three days- but I ain't countin.' Ever since then you've deliberately worked my nerve and baited me into... Nevermind. You're a disgusting pervert. It's not my fault. You're the one who makes me do this to you. You're-
"Come on, baby." You're already on you knees, lickin' your lips as you pull up my robe.
"I hate you."
"Don't you just-" Then you're quiet and there's only that white hot....
"Oh, yeah," I slide my fingers through your hair. "Sure do hate you." You move your head around so much. You gotta know how good that feels, pervert. Yeah, you've got to. And all that slupin' and suckin'- that's plain sick. Oh.... man. Do that again! "More." More of that... that nipping! Oh yeah! All underneath... "You're disgusting!"
"And you're going to come if I keep this up."
Suddenly you're on your feet. "What're you so happy about?" I could smack the grin off your smug face.
"You're so cute when you're about to come."
You're reachin for me. Yo! What's that all about? Hey! "Quit pinchin' my cheek!" I smack that damn hand away. "Who do you think I am?"
"Well I don't know..." You look me over like a piece of meat and run your tongue over your teeth. "Who are you, right now, Inuyasha?"
What're you doing? Don't- don't take off your clothes. Oh, yeah. I mean no! Keep your clothes on You look like something out of a whore house when you're naked. I don't like how you get yourself lookin' so... so... damn fuckable!
"So, who are you?" Don't give me that look. You know what'll happen if you gimme that look. So help me... "Are you Horny Inuysha?" Don't lick yout lips at me! "Maybe you're Kinky Inuyasha?" Don't you dare reach for the knot in my clothes! "No, I know who you are." My clothes! How'd you get them off fo fast? I oughta knock your teeth back. "Oh yes." You... don't you look at me like I'm your personal fuck toy! "You're Desperate Inuyasha."
What are you doing, reaching down there... Oh, yes. I mean no!
"Tell me, baby..." You cup my cheek like a slut and wrap that leg around me. "Who are you right now, Inuyasha?"
Who am I? Who am I? Let me tell you. "The guy you won't stop pissing off with your sleazy, nasty, filthy ways." Let's throw you down and explain it to you. "I'm the guy who has to keep you in line." And spank your sorry ass, just like that. "You got it?"
Don't whimper. Talk like a man!
"You got that, you freak?" I smack you again. "Lemme hear you say 'yes, Inuyasha!'" Smack.
No, that pitiful mumble ain't gonna cut it.
"Oh, what's this I got here? A little wuss?" Now I gotta grab your face and make you look at me. "What do you say, you little pervert?"
"Yes, Inuyasha."
Not good enough. I gotta spank that ass so'more. "Man, your ass is gettin' red. You like that sorta thing, freak?"
You just nod. I expected as much.
"Yes Inuyasha- what?"
"You're the one who keeps me in line."
"I don't want to- but you gotta have it I guess." Fuck it all, I can't do a damn thing about it, either. You make me do it.
So I spit into my hand and get myself good and- don't wiggle your ass at me! What do you think this is, you freak?
"Come on, Inuyasha. Don't make me wait."
Make you wait? Wait? I'll make you wait til stars fade from the sky. Watch me.
"Mmmmm...." Then you gotta put your finger between your ass cheeks.
"No more waiting." I get on my knees, grab your ass and push in deep, hard and fast.
And you actually hollered yes. You sick, sick bastard.
"You make me sick!" I gotta say it. Gotta grab your hair and yank your head around. Stop your moaning. Quit actin' this way. Just take it. Take it. Take it. All of it. Right up your ass... Oh, you tight son of a bitch. You sweet, disgusting pervert. Take it. Take it all for me, baby. I never felt so- Oh, fuck.
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"I don't know why you make such a big deal out of it."
I don't know why you feel like talking after- you know. It's weird enough. Then you make it weirder with your post-fuck commentary. Save it, freak.
"It's just sex, Inuyasha." Just get your clothes on and get out of here. "Very good sex. Why can't you talk about it in normal terms?"
Normal terms? You call driving me so crazy that the only way to deal with you is to spank you and fuck you? That's not normal. That's sick.
"Anyway. I enjoy it." Your're dressed- finally descent. Hooray. Now I don't have to keep my back turned any more. You look down at me, even tossle my hair. "I think you do as well. At least I hope you do." There's a pear in your hand. "Take it."
I don't wanna.
"Come on." You grab my hand and place it there. "I won't take it back. Think of it as a thank you."
"I was just-" I take a bite so I don't have to say anymore.
"Keeping me in line." You nod. "And I thank you, very much." And you leave- finally.
Oh, whatever. Good pear though.
Title: "You Asked For It"
Author: es me
Rating: Very X
Pairing: seme!InuyashaXpervyuke!Miroku
Notes: Along the same lines as "Comuppance."
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Didn't I tell you to watch yourself, monk? Didn't I? I told you to keep your hands to yourself, to mind your manners around girls- any girls? Village girls, farm girls- and especially our girls? (You're not to even look at Kagome!)
So what the hell are you doing, slammin' down sake with all them girls? It ain't prayin' I can tell you that, monk.
"Aye!" I throw that screen door open so hard it breaks. Girls gasp. Bah. "Yo, monk!"
You point at yourself and mouth me?
No, the other perverted drunk with his hands all over the girls. "Yes, you! Whaddaya think yer doin?'"
You look at the sake saucer, like you never saw one before, then take the longest, slowest drink in the history of drinkin' slow. And yer eyeballin' me. Freakin' eyeballin' me! Then you smack yer lips. "Good." You nod and the girl to your left give you more.
"I said come'ere!"
"I'm sorry." You blink, like you're confused. "Were you saying something?"
Oh, so you want it that way. "Right." It ain't that surprising. You're a kinky bastard, aren'tcha? So let's pick you up, throw you over my shoulder- wave good bye to your little whores- and let's take this outside.
You asked for it.
"How many times," I smack your squirmin' ass, "do I have to tell you," smack, "to stop it with your damn lechery?" Smack. Smack.
"Oh, Inuyasha." You won't stop squirmin,' no matter how many times I gotta smack. "Don't tell me you're jealous again?"
"Are you kiddin' me?" I jump over a rock, a small stream, two squirls, then right behind a big bush. "Why the hell would I be jealous?"
You slither off my shoulder, like the snake you are, an' slide those arms round my neck. "Why would you be jealous?" Don't rolls those eyes at me, monk. I will knock them out of your head. "Inuyasha, I am genuinely hurt." Don't make that pout. You're a man, for pity's sake! Quit it! What are you doing with your hand on my cheek? Why are you leaning so close to me? "After all we shared?"
"Why are you whispering?" I whisper back.
"Because..." You freakin' stand on your toes and lick my ear? "You want it to be a secret, don't you?"
When you lick me there... "Oh you are asking for it, aren't you?"
"Over and over." You lick your lips and...
"Is that...?" I can feel the heat on my cheeks.
"I think so." Yeah. You pat my ass and cup so'more. "Yes, that is my hand." You just give me a shit eatin' grin. "So, can I just get on my knees now or do you have something else in mind?"
Man...
I'm sick of shit, Miroku. So I snapped one time, and we ended up spending the day rolling around naked. Maybe it was two or three days- but I ain't countin.' Ever since then you've deliberately worked my nerve and baited me into... Nevermind. You're a disgusting pervert. It's not my fault. You're the one who makes me do this to you. You're-
"Come on, baby." You're already on you knees, lickin' your lips as you pull up my robe.
"I hate you."
"Don't you just-" Then you're quiet and there's only that white hot....
"Oh, yeah," I slide my fingers through your hair. "Sure do hate you." You move your head around so much. You gotta know how good that feels, pervert. Yeah, you've got to. And all that slupin' and suckin'- that's plain sick. Oh.... man. Do that again! "More." More of that... that nipping! Oh yeah! All underneath... "You're disgusting!"
"And you're going to come if I keep this up."
Suddenly you're on your feet. "What're you so happy about?" I could smack the grin off your smug face.
"You're so cute when you're about to come."
You're reachin for me. Yo! What's that all about? Hey! "Quit pinchin' my cheek!" I smack that damn hand away. "Who do you think I am?"
"Well I don't know..." You look me over like a piece of meat and run your tongue over your teeth. "Who are you, right now, Inuyasha?"
What're you doing? Don't- don't take off your clothes. Oh, yeah. I mean no! Keep your clothes on You look like something out of a whore house when you're naked. I don't like how you get yourself lookin' so... so... damn fuckable!
"So, who are you?" Don't give me that look. You know what'll happen if you gimme that look. So help me... "Are you Horny Inuysha?" Don't lick yout lips at me! "Maybe you're Kinky Inuyasha?" Don't you dare reach for the knot in my clothes! "No, I know who you are." My clothes! How'd you get them off fo fast? I oughta knock your teeth back. "Oh yes." You... don't you look at me like I'm your personal fuck toy! "You're Desperate Inuyasha."
What are you doing, reaching down there... Oh, yes. I mean no!
"Tell me, baby..." You cup my cheek like a slut and wrap that leg around me. "Who are you right now, Inuyasha?"
Who am I? Who am I? Let me tell you. "The guy you won't stop pissing off with your sleazy, nasty, filthy ways." Let's throw you down and explain it to you. "I'm the guy who has to keep you in line." And spank your sorry ass, just like that. "You got it?"
Don't whimper. Talk like a man!
"You got that, you freak?" I smack you again. "Lemme hear you say 'yes, Inuyasha!'" Smack.
No, that pitiful mumble ain't gonna cut it.
"Oh, what's this I got here? A little wuss?" Now I gotta grab your face and make you look at me. "What do you say, you little pervert?"
"Yes, Inuyasha."
Not good enough. I gotta spank that ass so'more. "Man, your ass is gettin' red. You like that sorta thing, freak?"
You just nod. I expected as much.
"Yes Inuyasha- what?"
"You're the one who keeps me in line."
"I don't want to- but you gotta have it I guess." Fuck it all, I can't do a damn thing about it, either. You make me do it.
So I spit into my hand and get myself good and- don't wiggle your ass at me! What do you think this is, you freak?
"Come on, Inuyasha. Don't make me wait."
Make you wait? Wait? I'll make you wait til stars fade from the sky. Watch me.
"Mmmmm...." Then you gotta put your finger between your ass cheeks.
"No more waiting." I get on my knees, grab your ass and push in deep, hard and fast.
And you actually hollered yes. You sick, sick bastard.
"You make me sick!" I gotta say it. Gotta grab your hair and yank your head around. Stop your moaning. Quit actin' this way. Just take it. Take it. Take it. All of it. Right up your ass... Oh, you tight son of a bitch. You sweet, disgusting pervert. Take it. Take it all for me, baby. I never felt so- Oh, fuck.
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"I don't know why you make such a big deal out of it."
I don't know why you feel like talking after- you know. It's weird enough. Then you make it weirder with your post-fuck commentary. Save it, freak.
"It's just sex, Inuyasha." Just get your clothes on and get out of here. "Very good sex. Why can't you talk about it in normal terms?"
Normal terms? You call driving me so crazy that the only way to deal with you is to spank you and fuck you? That's not normal. That's sick.
"Anyway. I enjoy it." Your're dressed- finally descent. Hooray. Now I don't have to keep my back turned any more. You look down at me, even tossle my hair. "I think you do as well. At least I hope you do." There's a pear in your hand. "Take it."
I don't wanna.
"Come on." You grab my hand and place it there. "I won't take it back. Think of it as a thank you."
"I was just-" I take a bite so I don't have to say anymore.
"Keeping me in line." You nod. "And I thank you, very much." And you leave- finally.
Oh, whatever. Good pear though.