hetalia oneshot || lonely girl;

[inuyashacooks]

FIRST of...around four giftfics for tupelo_thief. taking a break from finishing up the secret santa stuff t post up this stupidity :D

title: Lonely Girl
pairing: US/UK
rating: big fat FS for fucking stupid
summary: While out one day, England points out to America that America never got him a Christmas present. America immediately looks to correct his mistake

Comments

[faerichylde]

asdfjkasdfsdfhgasdhfdhsgkjhgf'sdh!!!!!

*screams*

OMG WHAT IS THIS YOU AWESOME PERSON YOU???

Have my babies. Or something. I love yoouuuuuu...

Oh America. You must be the worst singer in history.

I think this is now part of my head!canon.

[inuyashacooks]

damn that icon is so cuuuute |D

LOLLLL RIGHT BACK ATCHYA!!!! this was just so stupid but hey ya know some people find all the dumb things funny that i do and that is awesome :D

omg he must be a horrible singer. his voice is grating |D

[faerichylde]

I got it from here. There are some pretty kick-ass ones on there, yeah?

INORITE. But then England can't be that much better, n'est-ce pas?

SO HE REALLY HAS NO RIGHT TO COMPLAIN.

*sticks tongue out*

Now I feel stupidly immature.....

[tupelo_thief]

WHAT. THE. FUCKING. HELL.

*KILLS YOU*
*KILLS SELF*
*REVIVES SELF*
*REVIVES YOU*
*PUNCHES YOU IN THE FACE*
*GLOMPZ THE FUCKIN HELL OUT OF YOU*
*TURNS INTO A DRAGON WITH YOU*

THAT. IS A REAL SONG. AND ITS BY THE BEASTIE BOYS. THIS IS OFFICIALLY, THE OSSIMEST DAY OF THE YEAR. B|

I ABSOLUTELY. FUCKIN. LOVED. THIS. XDDDDDDDDDDDD. WOW. WHAT THE FUCK IS WRONG WITH YOU, AND WHAT THE FUCK IS WRONG WITH ME XDDDDDDDDDD

so fuckin paid

[inuyashacooks]

I LOOKED AT MY WATCH, I LOOKED AT MY WRIST, I PUNCHED MYSELF IN THE FACE WITH MY FIST! :DDDDD story of my life.

B| I COULDNT RUN AWAY. ONCE IT HAD ME, I WAS GONE.

I FLOAT HIGH
GOOD BYE
I WILL MISS YA'LL

STUNT HARD

B|

[tupelo_thief]

OKAY, SO I KIND OF JUST RANDOMLY DECIDED TO READ THIS AGAIN (I THINK THAT MEANS IM LOSING MY MIND). AND THIS TIME I READ IT WHILE LISTENING TO THE SONG.

YOU KNOW IM THE ONE, THE FUCKIN ONE!1 YOU KNOW I SAW THAT OTHER GIRL IN NETTY'S THE OTHER DAY AND SHE HAD HER SHIT TOGETHA

WHAT THE FUCKIN HELL.

so ive reached the conclusion that the beastie boys were high when that song happened, and that you need to be arrested

XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD *DIES* <3

[inuyashacooks]

Y- IM THE ONE, YOU GOT YO SHIT TOGETHA, GEEOOORGGIIIAAAA GIIIRRLLLLL

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i never posted this shit to any comms. i think thats prolly against the law

[tupelo_thief]

you bet yo honky ass it is. yo, saya was tellin me how she was gonna write "fantasy fiction", stories that are her fantasies w/ all the japanese actors she likes, and i was like "yo, imma have to report you to the police" so nao i have to report you AND her to the fuckin cops XD. why are all my friends criminals?

[deixis_dyad]

THE EPIC. THE FUCKING EPIC. OH MY GOD I'M LAUGHING SO HARD RIGHT NOW I DON'T EVEN. FUCK. FUCK.

YES.

I swear I should have more to say about this but FFFFFFF YES I'M LIKE CRYING WITH LAUGHTER, EXCUSE ME.

[inuyashacooks]

AHAHAHAHAHHAHAHA
LOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOL
THANK YOU!!! *TOPHAT*

HAVE YOU LISTENED TO THE SONG AS WELL?