My full name is two light years long and I'd love to pronounce it for you, but explaining cold fusion would be easier.

Don't trust anyone. Everyone is a nosey interfering imbecile who will stab you in the back as soon as you turn round- Jonny's words of wisdom!  CHEER UP EMO-KID.
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Time: 10:42 - Nightmare/Lucid  - That's right, it's probably the rarest combo' ever and I was lucky to acheve it last night! A lucid nightmare! A Lucid Dream is explained on THISLINKRIGHTHERE but open it in a new window so you still read my Live Journal b'cos I can't offord to lose any hits at all.

This nightmare started with my hearing an eeeeery ( Read more... )

I had no dreams today that I remember. I have found that it is very hard to count myself to sleep. I am bad at maths when awake but when falling asleep I keep finding it hard to count over 11, I go back to 6 and start again from there. The highest I got to was 70 something.

TIME UNKNOWN - Dream - This dream is hard to remember and my notepad has very little information. The guy from Ker-Ching featured in the dream, Pipeman999 and myself were on a Tandum in the garden but it had 3 seats and I don't remember who was on the third seat, maybe it was Rude Boy (from ker-ching, not a nickname given to someone I know). ( Read more... )

5:08am. Went to bed at 4. Awoke feeling calm and happy, like a cloud shortly after raining on a small county sports game or ruining someones pik-nik. I didn't have any memory of my dream however I'm sure it involved HOT MAKING OUT with "BRB ( Read more... )

So I'm all like HTML bitchface and they are all like WOW!!

HTML is a big gay and likes to feel men, it rejected me and made me sad. I hope its lung imploads. Ben is also a moron, he should run in traffic or play with a lion.

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I'm amazing and better than you, anyone who thinks this proclermation is me stating my true opinion is a moron and therefore I am better than them ( Read more... )

so how cum we cant ply wit lego at 17 years old ffs dat is too stooooooopid to understand literacty ( Read more... )