Bone dust and spider guts.

[invader_kitty]

I.Kitty Vs The Arachnid World Part III
Yesterday was my appointment with the dentist. He looked at my x-rays and couldn't tell whether my wisdom teeth were going to cause me hassle in the next 12 months, so is going to send them on to The Great And All Knowing Dentist God who will call me with his advice. Then, he gave me my first ever filling. I

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[ozgenre]

A fuck-off Hunstman from Hell sized spider...... ergh

[cadence_fish]

colour me entertained ;)

we get huntsmans in our place too, except I'm lucky enough to have a male flatmate that isn't scared of them... meanwhile I do the spider dance and scream "getitoutofhere, getitoutofhere!!"

[givemethegun]

I honestly thought you were being a puss, and exaggerating the size of the huntsman - but yes, that's a big motherload of a spider.

(Excellent storytelling)

[invader_kitty]

I left its squashed and dismembered body on my kitchen floor all night as a warning to others. And there will be others. How do I know? One of it's spawn is sitting in the stairwell in my apartment building right now. But as far as I am concerned, I killed the mothership, someone else can deal with the pesky fighters.

[muzukashii]

Jesus H. Christ on a pogo stick. Two of my greatest all time 'turn me into a blubbing shrieking mess' fears RIGHT THERE.

Personally, I would have moved out and left the spider all my worldly goods and best wishes. I am in awe of your spider killing courage. And that is one BIG BASTARD of a spider. FUCK. Garr. And Don and I were just discussing spiders last night. He said that he used to 'relocate' stray arachnids. To which I replied, 'FUCK THAT! They come inside, the peace treaty is void. All bets are off. I will turn a blind eye when the creepy fuckers are outside, but once they breach the walls, that's bloody IT.' Don agreed that it was probably for the best if they were terminated rather than given a slap on the wrist leg...

And yes. The smell of drilled tooth is bloody horrifying. Having just been there, I offer you my sympathy.

What a bastard day!

[invader_kitty]

I heartily agree with your foregin invasion policy.

[muzukashii]

You can't let them think that they can get away with it. They must KNOW that there will be wicked bad chemicals and a giant boot for their troubles. Sponsored by the word 'squish'.

Fuckers.

[invader_kitty]

I said in an above comment, I left its corpse on the kitchen floor all night to serve as a warning for others.

[stabmatic]

i had a spider in my car last night when i was leaving work. probably about the same size as the one you encountered. it crawled onto my shoulder then across my drivers side window and onto the dash. i got out of the car and grabbed a stick and squished the godless motherfucker all over the inside of my windscreen.

[invader_kitty]

It crawled over your shoulder?!?!? Jesus sufferin' fuck! How did you not have a heart attack right there?!

[stabmatic]

mental discipline is a powerful tool.