Spring Break Part 2: Horrible Ride Home

[invader_nny]

The first thing that was weird on the way home and made us drive faster out of Washington was there was this huge billboard that said, "You're in America now, so speak english!" and then said something about voting and democracy on the back. I didn't really understand why it was in the middle of the state. We stopped in Oregon to find a pet

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what?

[invader_frank]

are you insinuating that I swerved from lack of control? no such thing. I was merely getting as far away from that fucking pile of death rocks as possible (meaning the hill) so I ended up in the left lane, and then I pulled up next to the car ahead of us... to drag race.... into the rocks..... (I woulda won)
I love you, sorry to poohoo on your story.
~Robb