The Ashleigh Legacy | Gen. 2.6.
Archive | ✖ Naughty language, sexual situations/pixel nudity, and general disregard for the status quo.
Last time: Sasha and Scarlett aged up into porn star gorgeous teens. Sasha got scammed on by Kaylynn Langerak and Scarlett sexually harassed a nice elven man named Von. Von wasn't so receptive, though, considering Scarlett's age and predilection for feasting on the blood of the innocent. So judgmental. Sheba got old and Kash reunited with Kristin Sommer, only because she autonomously showed up at the house and I took it as a sign. Bishop and Dylan finally confessed their sins to the kids and Finn suggested that instead of prolicide, why not try making them human? Why not, indeed.
Finn tried his hardest, but he couldn't find a solution to the vampire virus through science, and the cure available at the science facility was for adults over 18, only. It was said to have very negative side effects on the still-growing bodies of adolescents, so that wasn't an option.
Against her better judgement, Juliet put her all into researching an alchemical cure, though she knew in the back of her mind that it wasn't the best idea. Not for her, at least. But she cared for her family and would do what she could to help... to an extent, anyway.
Sasha was onto her.
Sasha: I can tell you're not taking this shit seriously, and I don't know what this witch's code bullshit is, but if you don't get your ass in gear and help us, I'll make your life a living hell.
Juliet: Oh, please, small child. You're not in the least bit scary. Do you have any idea who I am?
Sasha: You're a mossy-haired, self-absorbed, money-hungry freak who inserted herself into this family after using your witchy powers to seduce my uncle Finn. Duh. We all know. And this is your last chance to get into our good graces!
Sasha: If you screw this up my daddies are gonna-
Juliet: Oh, boo hoo. Whine more, little girl. Save your threats and make yourself useful. Why don't you scoot on down to the elixir shop and see if they have any glow orb mushrooms. I'll need them to make your cure and Finn's crop is dormant. Now get out of my face before I turn you into a toad.
Sasha: okayfinebutihateyourface.
Juliet: Ditto. Go away.
Aaron has it right. Normal people suck so lets play imaginary kingdom with ghosts. Too bad you're about to grow up so you won't be able to escape anymore.
Aaron rolled Rebellious. Surprise, surprise.
Loner . Loves the Cold . Coward . Rebellious
I love your face, kid. ♥
See? They bond. Sometimes. When I make them.
So, Bonehilda happened.
Kash: It's right behind me, isn't it?
Bonehilda: hay guuurrl haaay.
Finally the night of the full moon came, giving Juliet all the power she needed to make the magic stick. At least she hoped so. This spell would either turns the kids mortal or immolate them where they stood.
Either way, problem solved, right? 8D
Juliet: I did it. Because I'm the shit. You may worship me now, in any way you see fit.
Scarlett: But I don't want to take it. I like being a vampire. Observe me standing here as still and cold as a statue, while my tongue slowly caresses my elongating canines.
Sasha: We don't have fangs, Scarlett! God, for the millionth time!
Sasha: Look! Look at my mouth! Note the complete lack of fangs!
SMOOCH SMOOCH
Sasha: OH MY GOD NO. HOW MANY TIMES DO I HAVE TO TELL YOU-
Scarlett: Apologies. When you pointed to your mouth, I assumed it was an invitation. I wasn't exactly listening to your words. I have a tendency to tune people out.
Kash: Right. Well, while my sisters are dancing around the indecency and immorality of incest, can we get this cure thing on the road, please? I value the whole thing where I'm alive and want to keep it that way as long as possible.
Juliet: Yeah, yeah. Now check this badass shit out.
Ignore the fact that these pictures were obviously taken at a different time as there's no full moon glow. I had technical difficulties lol.
Kash: So? Did it work? I don't really feel that different, yet...
Juliet: Yeah... I'm not quite sure yet, tbh. You're still sickly pale and you still look like an underage geisha. So maybe we just wait until the sun comes up to be sure, hm?
Sasha: It worked. I don't need her to tell me what I can already feel.
Scarlett: I concur. I can no longer hear your heartbeat, nor do I want to bury my itchy teeth into the soft, white meat of your thigh anymore.
Sasha: Over-share, sis. Seriously.
Meanwhile, in the basement, Ares gives no fucks about any above-ground antics. The rest of the family could take a page out of this zen bastard's book.
Good morning, Kash. I swear your shirt doesn't mean anything.
Kash: I hate you.
Bonehilda is determined to teach Sheba all the tricks, all in one day.
Sheba: (I don't want to do tricks. I just want to chew on your femur.)
Aaron doesn't care for Bonehilda. Though this is pretty much my new favorite facial expression.
These two bbs haven't had a night out in awhile so they got to go dancing.
But their serenity didn't last because Ivan Sommer is a dick.
Ivan: Oh, hey, Bowyer. How's it going? Congrats on juking the system, man.
Bishop: Huh?
Ivan: Pretty clever, turning your spawn human.
Bishop: I'm sorry. What.
Ivan: My daughter tells me that she really enjoys sucking face with your eldest now that he's not all cold and toothy and I'm going to end his life for touching my baby girl just fyi.
Bishop: Uh.
Ivan: Holy shit, didn't you know? How could you not know what's happening under your own roof? This is fucking great. You're so in the fucking dark, aren't you?
Bishop: Shut up, Ivan! You are... so fucking rude. I command you, as your sire, to go give yourself a swirly in the dirtiest toilet in this club.
Ivan: GODDAMNIT I hate you so much. But apparently not as much as your kids do.
Bishop: Watch it; You have no idea what you're talking about.
Ivan: I'm pretty sure I do. You and your boy toy never quite struck me as the loving, parental types.
Bishop: Get out of my sight, Sommer. Head, toilet, now.
Ivan: Goddamnit motherfucker.
Bishop: I just heard from Ivan fucking Sommer that the kids... he says they went through with it.
Dylan: With... it? The spell..?
Bishop: He says he heard it from his kid. You know, the little slice Kash is hooking up with.
Dylan: No. No way. I don't believe it. They would never do anything that insane without telling us first.
Bishop: Dyl, we already talked about it with them. They wanted to-
Dylan: No! I don't believe it.
Dylan: They would never do this to me. Let's go. We're going.
Arriving home to see your newly human daughter taking out the trash probably wasn't what Dylan had in mind as a nice end to a great evening.
Dylan: Scarlett! What the hell-
Scarlett: Oh. Hello, daddy.
Dylan: How could you? All of you? How could you do this to me? Break my fucking heart...
Scarlett: Ehh, daddy, please don't be so dramatic.
Dylan: Do not tell me how to feel, little girl! And do not tell me how to act. Do you have any idea what you've done?!
Scarlett: I didn't do anything! I just stood there while aunt Juliet threw a pretty blue potion bottle at my feet.
Dylan: Goddamnit... where is your uncle Finn?
Scarlett: I don't know, daddy. But please don't be so angry. I'm happy. We're all happy. I admit, it's nice to feel warm. I was wrong; this is what I wanted. Please try to understand.
Scarlett: Daddy, we never got a choice. We should be allowed to have a choice...
Meanwhile, inside, Bishop is attacking the situation like one teenage girl to another.
Bishop: Seriously? Oh my god.
Sasha: I... um... ffff. Yeah.
Bishop: Your dad is really fucking angry, Sasha. He feels betrayed.
Sasha: Yeah, well.. *sighs* you know it's not like that, dad. You know why we-
Bishop: Yeah, I get it. Technically. But your dad is looking at this emotionally. Try and see things through his eyes. You basically shit on what you were born as and opted to let that witch put the hoodoo on you. Do you have any idea what we had to go through to even bring you kids into the world? I expected a little more sense out of you.
Sasha: You and daddy shit on what you were born as and opted for a different life, too.
Bishop: ...that is so not the point!
Sasha: Hypocrite.
Bishop: Please don't make me the bad guy, here. You kids put us in a really terrible position. Now we have a really hard choice to make, and-
Sasha: I'm sorry! Okay. I love you guys but I didn't want to die.
Bishop: Sasha, no one was going to die. We were working out a plan-
Sasha: Just save it, dad. It's too late now. We made our choices.
Kash: Good job, dad. Just push her away before you and dad bail.
Bishop: ..what? How-
Kash: Oh, come on. You're not the only one who can do tricks. I'm just a few days away from my birthday; I've been reading minds for weeks, now.
Bishop: Don't read my fucking mind! And... and... This is all your fault!
Kash: What?!
Bishop: You couldn't even wait until you'd told us before running off to tell your little girlfriend?
Kash: I didn't run off and tell her! I... texted her.
Bishop: Kash, damnit... I know it might not seem like a big deal to you because you're a teenager so you're a self-involved little shit, but the fact that your dad and I had to hear about this fucking mess from a third party who hates us... well, it was a little humiliating and painful.
Bishop: Now go the fuck up to your room and go to bed because I'm really angry and you smell really good and if you're not out of my sight in fifteen seconds I'm going to eat you.
Kash: ...uh. Ew.
Bishop: Yeah, I don't even know. Just... shoo. Let me calm down.
Kash: Dad-
Bishop: Go. I love you, but you have to go.
Bishop: It's time, Dyl. Kash is almost an adult, and they still have Finn and Juliet to look after them... We need to do this.
Dylan: No! I can't. I won't just leave them to the wolves. They're all so vulnerable now...
Bishop: There's nothing we can do now, Dylan. Short of re-vamping them, our presence in this house is a danger to them, now.
Bishop: Jerod told me once that there's nothing sweeter and more enticing than the blood of family. And when Kash was mouthing off to me... well... I kind of felt like he was probably right. We need to go. At least until they're older. My self-control isn't exactly anything to write home about.
Dylan: How do we do this, Bishop? How do we just... leave them? Abandon our children? I can't-
Bishop: Just don't think about it, okay? Just shut your thoughts down and turn off the emotions. Just blank out, baby. I'll pack. You go leave a note for your brother.
Dylan: Yeah... okay.
Bishop: It's for the best. For all of us.
Dylan: I left the note downstairs. Finn will find it when he wakes up.
Bishop: Think he'll understand?
Dylan: Yeah. But I don't think he'll ever forgive me. He's never been completely on his own.
Bishop: You knew this day would come eventually. We're immortal. One of the downsides is letting go and moving on, even from the people you love the most.
Dylan: I know.
Bishop: These feelings will pass one day.
Dylan: Yeah. One day.
'Finn,
I'll just keep this simple because no amount of flowery prose will make this any easier for me to say or for you to read. Bishop and I have left and we don't want any of you looking for us or coming after us. Now that the kids are human, there's nothing left for us in Neverglade. Bishop isn't going to change, so we'd never get along with the hierarchy there, and neither of us wants to watch the kids grown old and die. It might seem cowardly, but it's the choice we've made.
The kids made a choice, so we had to make one, too.
Love to you all. Good luck and maybe we'll meet again some day.
Dylan.'
Finn: Well, shit.
Guest Sims:
Bishop Bowyer by nice_days
Juliet Fortune by hopeless_sims