The Ashleigh Legacy | Gen. 3.4.
Archive | ✖ Bad words, occasional naked pixels, and general disregard for the status quo.
Last time: Winter contemplated therapy on a daily basis. Von brooded quite consistently. Finn made a new friend and tried to introduce him to the movie Human Centipede, but Ethan was spared in favor of TIME MACHINE NIGHT™. Jeremy had his birthday, Scarlett ran into Kash (who doesn't despise his family anymore), and Von and Scarlett spawned their third and final child, Vera. The inaugural TIME MACHINE NIGHT™ was a bust, and I think Finn's questioning his sexuality because he stares at Von a lot. A lot.
Good morning, Ashleighs. Yes, let’s all pee ourselves within an hour of each other, when there are three perfectly serviceable bathrooms available.
Bless your face, child.
fml. This is what happens when you don’t get the mail for like two sim weeks. Fortunately he’ll never bond enough with it for it to grow up with him (spoiler alert).
Vera is the first toddler to not be raised solely by the playpen and the walker. :D
Scarlett: Come on, Stinky. You can do it. Come to mommy!
Vera: (You keep calling me Stinky. That doesn’t make me want to walk to you.)
Winter: Jeremy, help! I wanted to slide, now I don’t want to slide. I’m stuck!
Jeremy: Oh, come on, Winter. It’s not that high. You’ll be fine!
Winter: No, um, I’m literally stuck. I’m not wearing underwear and my butt’s stuck to the slide.
Jeremy: That’s not very princess-like behavior.
Winter: Shut up.
Swift: I’m wearing underwear.
Joseph: Thank god.
David: I’m too old for this shit.
I forgot about Winter’s birthday, so the only person around to celebrate was Jeremy.
Winter aged up into this glorious creature. She rolled Evil. Grandpa Bishop will be so proud.
Adventurous . Genius . Excitable . Evil
Winter: Heh heh heh.
Vera: (So rude.)
So, Adrian’s still a child and I can’t figure out why. He should have aged up shortly after Winter.
Adrian: Maybe I’m stuck in a time loop. That would be so weird.
Winter: Try not to say that around my great-uncle, Finn. He’d probably try to experiment on you.
Everyone rolled the wish to go to the fall festival.
Jeremy went through the haunted house about seventeen times,
Finn made inappropriate jokes about “bobbing,”
And Winter struck out with the kinda cute concessions guy.
A little footie to pass the time.
Adrian: Don’t make fun of me, but I have this fear that my ears will get stuck in the net.
Jeremy: Ha ha ha! You dork- No, wait. That’s valid.
Super-intense face-painting.
Way to be a genius, Winter.
Once again, bless your face. Winter autonomously looks after Vera more than anyone else. ♥
Trivia: That's Scarlett's yeti toy from when she was a little girl. /FEELINGS
David: Wonderful. A witch.
Olive: My name is Olive, old man. You smell like fungus and unexplored dreams.
Swift: Harsh.
Manchu: /battles invisible ninjas
Oops. Forgot about Von’s birthday, too. No after pic because he literally looked exactly the same. Must be his sexy elf blood, amirite?
TIME MACHINE NIGHT™ take two!
The time machine kicked him the hell out.
Finn: Okay, what the hell?! I’m starting to lose my temper, time stream! If you don’t give me my kid back soon, I’m going to melt this thing down for scrap!
You cute little shit.
Finn got a promotion which means he needs to work on his fishing skill.
He used to fish a lot with Dylan when they were younger, so it brings back le good memories. :)
Happy Spooky Day!
You tried, Jeremy. It’s not your fault your sister is an evil genius and that dinosaurs aren’t exactly known for their manual dexterity.
Spooky Day date night. ♥
Scarlett: Do you remember when I stalked you all over Neverglade?
Von: How could I forget.
Scarlett: The first time you kissed me was right after watching the cosmos slowly spinning with me.
Von: You’re more beautiful than any star, my dear.
Gnome orgy Magic moment: This is the first time they’ve all been together at once.
Well, don’t woohoo in the time machine if you don’t want cavemen shooting arrows at you for being huge perverts on their mammoth-skin rugs.
The garden is a very eventful place today. Winter and Jeremy kicked around the gnomes for, like, six hours,
Von actually tended to his own garden for once,
And Finn made holes and played around in them.
The reluctant face of every woman on the planet around Spooky Day.
Scarlett: Candy candy candy candy I want candy candy candy nooooo yes candy.
Jeremy’s birthday!
Finn: Ha ha here comes puberty!
Scarlett: Oh god, my babies.
Jeremy: /blows
How much does everyone hate looking at birthday sparkles? ;)
Look at Jeremy. Look at him. I don’t even. I blame Bishop’s genes for making such “pretty” boys.
Jeremy: It’s great finally being a man.
Finn: I wouldn’t get too ahead of yourself, Goldielocks.
Von: Shut up, Finn.
Jeremy: What do you mean, uncle Finn? I don’t unders-
Jeremy: …oh.
I’d blame the neighborhood kids, but we all know it was probably just Winter.
Where else to hang out on Spooky Day eve but the cemetery?
Jeremy: I hear there’s catacombs beneath the mausoleum. I want to check them out.
Winter: You know I’m in!
They sullenly and moodily ice-skated around in the cemetery pond until 2:00am.
Oops. Curfew.
Jeremy was the only one who got nabbed. Winter managed to sneak off and make it home on her own.
Jeremy: Aw, crap, mom! Why are you awake?!
Scarlett: It’s nearly dawn! Your daddy has been awake and out looking for you. What if those nasty police had taken you to jail?
Jeremy: Mom-
Scarlett: My beautiful baby boy. Don't ever leave me. /obsessively strokes cheek
Jeremy: Uhhh… Can I go to bed now, please?
I’m sorry I just really like their faces.
Finn rolled the wish to get yet another tattoo. This makes eight. You’d think he’d be less of a wuss about it now.
Finn: Thank you for permanently etching blank ink into my skin, elderly stranger. I feel we have this bond now; a bond that will last as long as my tattoos. A bond that will last forever.
Old Tattoo Dude: Sure, kid. That’ll be eighty-five simoleons, plus tip.
This is Herman Langly. He’s related to Kash’s new girlfriend, Claire, in some way? And he’s an unfortunately green-tinted vampire. But he’s good at homework? So Winter likes hanging with him?
VERA'S BIRTHDAY.
I'M TIRED OF BIRTHDAYS.
She was assigned Slob. I’m feeling a very ironic theme with Vera.
Neurotic . Couch Potato . Slob
Okay, so basically Vera is the most unfortunate-looking kid I have ever had born in my game lol. Poor thing. Hopefully she’ll grow into/out of her face? :D
Von: Isn’t it prom night?
Jeremy: Yeah, but I don’t think I’m gonna go. I didn’t have time to find a date.
Finn: The best decision I ever made was to go to prom by myself.
Jeremy: Why?
Finn: Just think of how many couples get into fights and break up on prom night? All of those sad, vulnerable guys and girls, just waiting for someone to come along-
Von: Finn, shut up.
Jeremy: That’s messed up, uncle Finn. *whispers* We’ll talk later.