The Ashleigh Legacy | Gen. 3.5.
Archive | ✖ Bad words, occasional naked pixels, and general disregard for the status quo.
Last time: Everyone peed themselves at least once. Gold star, guys. Scarlett actually paid attention to a child. Finn endeavored upon TIME MACHINE NIGHT™ number two but was instantly thwarted by the evil time lords, or something. Von, Winter, Jeremy, and Vera all had birthdays, and as soon as Jeremy aged up he instantly became the worst-behaved teenager in Sims 3 history.
This little bastard is the worst-behaved teen I've ever had. ♥ I don't think a day has gone by when he hasn't been grounded.
Scarlett: If you’re going to keep pranking the house, then you’re responsible for cleaning up everything that gets wet because of it.
His face, tho.
Jeremy: Mom and dad are really up my ass lately.
Winter: That’s a mental image I never wanted.
Jeremy: Sometimes uncle Finn’s up there, too.
Winter: If you don’t shut up, I’m gonna stab you with this carrot nose.
So, Finn and Dai circled each other a few times while she was still living in the house, but I figured it would go away once she got married and moved out.
But GUESS NOT. ;) She keeps calling him, so if she wants to have an affair, who's Finn to stop her?
Dai: I’m sorry, I know this is awkward, but I feel like there could be something between us. I know that Adam doesn’t love me, and that he only married me for the money and for Adrian, and it was okay at first, but it’s been wearing at me lately.
Finn: What makes you think I can give you what you want? I’m not really reliable, or even stable, most days… I have a son with a witch, who stole all his magic! She left him completely human and vulnerable, and I lost him… I need to find him, Dai. I don’t think I can be worrying about you, too.
Dai: Do we really have to worry about all of that? About the long-term? Can’t we have something just for right now?
I really think making out in the snow should fulfill the wish to warm up, don’t you?
Jeremy rolled the wish to dye his hair.
Trite Stereotypical Stylist: Oh, honey. I definitely think you should go lighter. You could never pull off that whole Lord of the Goths thing.
Jeremy: You’re right. Black nail-polish would look like shit on me, anyway.
In the end he went lighter.
Jeremy may or may not have been out a bit late.
Finn: Okay, despite the fact that the hair is all wrong, I’m about 89% sure that’s you, Jeremy. I might be crazy, but I’m not that crazy. It’s nearly 3:30am! You are so grounded. For the third time this week.
Jeremy: Oh, come on! Didn’t you ever do anything like this when you were my age?
Finn: No! I was the good son.
Finn: But you know who did sneak around at night? My brother, Dylan. And you know what happened to him because of it? He’s dead.
Jeremy: Oh my god. I didn't know. Mom never said anything... I'm sorry.
Finn, you jerk lol. There's dead and then there's undead.
Jeremy eventually found out that Dylan wasn’t dead dead, and was, in fact, just a vampire living in another city.
He set out to get his revenge on Finn in the most mature of ways.
Jeremy: Can I join you, uncle Finn?
Finn: Yeah, sure, go for it- OH, HOLY SHIT!
Jeremy: Everything okay? Heh heh heh.
Finn: You little shit. I’m so badmouthing you on Facebook for this.
The grown-ups decided it was time to get away for a few days, so they decided to go off for the weekend to celebrate Scarlett’s birthday.
Scarlett: Say goodbye, my darlings. Those children are going to destroy everything we love while we’re gone.
Von: Now, Scarlett. Don’t be so dramatic…
Finn: No, she’s right. They’re going to set the house on fire, just wait and see. Takes one to know one.
Cabbie: The weird, pink-haired guy is wise.
Not saying that Finn called it, but...
Brave sims. ♥
Fireman: Get out of here, kid! What are you, crazy?!
Jeremy: Guys, guys, I got this. You can go.
Winter: yeah, we’re having a party to celebrate not burning to death in a fire. Tell everyone!
Hi, Adrian. You didn’t grow up as scary as I was worried you would.
Winter’s chatting with Adrian, Herman’s chatting with Adrienne, and front and center is Winter’s possible love interest, Jerrod, according to the formal dance pop-ups. He’s talking to Kash’s daughter, Jacqueline (remember that horrifying looking toddler?)
Winter: We had a lot of fun at the formal back in the beginning of the year, right?
Jerrod: Yeah, it was great.
Winter: Would you maybe want to go to prom with me, then?
Jerrod: Let’s see how you dance, first. /laugh
Winter: Jerk. /laugh
ngl he skeeves me a bit because he’s a townie babysitter, and he has that blank, serial-killer expression, but he’ll do until she finds someone better. ;)
That’s Moshe with Jeremy, and I’m pretty sure Moshe has the hots for Jer.
Moshe: You want me to get you a soda, or something? Some pizza?
Jeremy: Uh… no, I’m gonna call Kristen.
Speaking of previous-formal-dance-hookups, this is Kristen.
She is mega-cute and Jeremy is very into her. She’s a potential keeper.
Look, more fire! The house caught fire three separate times during this one party. This house is a fiery death-trap.
Guess who got laid for being a brave badass?
You know, Kris, when a teenage boy asks you to stay the night, this isn’t exactly what he means.
Can I just say, this is skills. These kids managed to set the house on fire three times,
Break the computer,
And break two of the bathtubs, all in a matter of like twelve sim hours. I was in awe.
No one can blame you for wanting out of the house, Vera. I’d be terrified of death, as well.
I sent them to the winter festival so they couldn’t destroy the house completely.
Jeremy: But I almost died.
So dramatic.
Vera: I’m scared! What if I fall and crack the ice and get sucked under and freeze to death while drowning?!
Jeremy: That’s so not gonna happen. /laughs Let me show you.
Thirty seconds later:
Jeremy: Ow! Son of a bitch…
Vera: I’m telling mom.
Jeremy: I didn’t mean… nevermind.
Vera told Jeremy and Winter they were crazy because it was too cold to make snow angels, yet she stuffed her face with shaved ice.
No accounting for wisdom in this family.
Winter: I can’t believe I didn’t do any homework this weekend. How am I ever going to make honor roll? How am I going to make valedictorian?! And if I'm not valedictorian, how am I ever going to take over the world?
Jeremy: I don’t even know how to spell that.
Winter: /groans
All the gnomes, smashed pumpkins, unrecycled newspapers, and kicked flamingos, eagerly await the return home of the adults.
Did a little spring-cleaning, so both Finn and Scarlett have new nd-skins.
(omg you can see her precious little Adult wrinkles)
Winter: /sneaksneak
Winter: WELCOME HOME, DADDY!
Von: Thank you, light of my life. /minor heart attack
Winter: Anything wrong that happened is all Jeremy’s fault.
Despite Winter’s turn-coating, none of the kids got in trouble for anything. Even though Finn had to repair two bathtubs and the computer, everyone just sort of ignored the fact that it looked like a fiery tornado swept through the house.
This poor child never talks to anyone. She just plays by herself all the time. Guess I can’t blame her, all things considered.
David: Manchu! Get out of that hedge this instant!
Swift: I’m pretty sure he’s being consumed.
Guardian of the Abyss: I MUST FEED.
Stop being so cute, Von. You’re supposed to be the serious adult.
Von and Scarlett went to go visit Sasha (she lives alone now after breaking up with Gold :( ).
Finally got a glimpse of her son, Quinton. He is so cute I want to slap myself in the face.
Sasha: Mine. Mine.
Winter is helping Jeremy write a love letter to Kristen.
Winter: Don’t tell her you like the color of her eyes. Tell her you love how gigantic and bouncy her boobs are. Girls love that. Also compliment the way her breath smells.
Jeremy: I have a feeling none of that is at all going to work.
Winter: Don’t you trust me?
Jeremy: I don’t trust anyone who cackles in her sleep, and mumbles atomic numbers of explosives and shit under her breath.
This is Milla. Finn met her through online dating. He’s hoping she’ll help him - ahem - get over Dai.
Von: My love, may I ask what the maniacal gleaming light in your eyes is for?
Scarlett: I believe it’s time, Von. I believe it’s time for us to finally get married.
Von: I agree. The kids are all old enough, now, that they don’t need our constant supervision. I’ll call around for a venue and start making the arrangements.
Scarlett: No, Von. Today. After I’m done with my grilled cheese.
Von: /chokes
Von: Scarlett, thank you for stalking me for most of your teenage years. Thank you for bullying me into loving you. It was the best concession I’ve ever made.
Scarlett: Von, thank you for never calling the police on me, and thank you for letting me spike your drink that one time so I could trick you into having sex with me. That was such a defining moment in our relationship.
Much romance. So date rape. Very marriage. Wow.
Romantic quickie wedding out on the balcony, next to the half-finished heart painting that’s been on the easel since before the kids were born. ♥
Scarlett: Honeymoon time! I want France! I want France!
Von: Wish granted.
Champs les Sims.
Scarlett: What are you doing, mon amour?
Von: I’m just updating my living will in case you burn us both alive. It’s a distinct possibility, you know.
Scarlett: You know me so well. I love you.
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Dáiríne Cormyth by hopeless_sims