The Ashleigh Legacy | Gen. 3.7.
Archive | ✖ Bad words, occasional naked pixels, and general disregard for the status quo.
Last time: Scarlett and Von were drunk all over Champs Les Sims. Vera aged up into a slightly less hideous teenager. Jerrod broke up with Winter and she nearly had an aneurysm at his gall. Kristen got Jeremy to try and fight this old guy, but he just got arrested for like the 17th time. Finn traveled trough time one last time and finally came back with his son, Aaron. And that's what you missed on Glee.
The gnome that died was named Damien. I didn’t even know we had a gnome named Damien.
Aaron decided to teach Vera how to be a proper rebel.
She’s not very good at it.
Vera: Anarchy, please? Maybe?
Aaron took the kids bowling so they could all bond.
Jeremy decided to let me know he was bi-sexual by checking out his cousin’s, ass.
Yep. He spawned again.
At least she’s not evil like the last one.
Finn’s third Adult birthday. This is a big deal. He’s had two Adult birthdays before, but took a Young Again potion on each one. I’m finally letting him grow up. ;~;
Finn: But I don’t wanna.
♥
Are you tired, simself? Maybe take a break from having a thousand babies.
A few days later, Milla and Finn had a baby. He took her to the beach and they got married in the rain.
Finn: I’ve lived way too long, I’ve traveled through time, and I even fell in love with a demi-god once. So, thank you for having me, even though I have no idea which me I even am anymore.
Milla: You’re the one in my arms, and the only one I want.
Finn and Milla’s daughter (and Aaron’s half-sister), Janie. The eye-roll says it all.
Jeremy: I got my toes done. What do you think?
Kristin: I think we better have sex before I forget you’re not more of a girl than I am.
Jeremy: You know, Kristin, I’m not just a piece of meat you can chew on any time you’re hungry.
Kristin: Are you joking right now?
Jeremy: I am so fucking joking.
Toesies.
They played this game, like, seven times. Jeremy won every single time.
This is the face of a woman who is not amused by losing.
Jeremy stayed out all night, and the last thing he wanted to do was go home where he'd get yelled at.
Instead, he just hobo’d it on the bench out in front of the grocery store.
He rolled the Vocal Legend LTW, so karaoke called to him.
Little good it did him since he changed his LTW to Master Acrobat later on, but karaoke faces are the best.
This cat was seriously unimpressed.
He totally shredded their set.
This smug little shit has three celebrity stars and thinks he’s super fucking famous.
Skipping school to hang out in hot tubs at exclusive clubs. Did I mention it's hailing?
Jeremy finally went home after two days.
Von: There are no words to describe how grounded you are. The thoughts I’m thinking right now are probably teetering on the side of abusive.
Jeremy: Dad-
Von: No. I don’t want to hear it. Just go inside and eat something, and don’t you dare wake up your mother.
Jeremy: He just doesn’t get it! Nobody understands. You have to start early, V! Get your name and face out there, you know? I’m nearly eighteen, and most kids my age have already been in commercials, movies, TV shows… I’m way behind!
Vera: Uh-huh. Tell me more about how dad said he was going to break both his and your umbrellas over your head?
Jeremy: Don’t you care about my pain?
Vera: Was there actual pain? Can I see the bruises?
Vera wants to be an author, and the drama and angst are the most important parts.
Vera loves the ocean.
It’s such a nice escape; a nice place to be alone.
Guess who got old(er).
Adventurous . Genius . Excitable . Evil . Ambitious
Because Winter is an ambitious, evil genius, she decided to go after the coveted title of Emperor of Evil. Too bad this guy was ahead of her in line.
Winter: I noticed you’re fast-tracking toward the same position I applied for, Emperor of Evil?
Jay: Yep. Been working towered that position for awhile, now.
Winter: That’s a shame for you. All that wasted time. See, that position is going to be mine.
They sought advice from Winter’s fortune-telling aunt, Sasha, who suggested they both just focus on other positions for awhile.
I’d probably pass out if I was near that toilet, too, Sam.
Everyone attended Winter’s graduation ceremony, but Jeremy stayed behind to scam on one of her classmates, Erik.
Jeremy: Here, have one of the several radios I got just for being famous.
Erik: Wait, who are you again?
Policeman: He’s Jeremy Ashleigh, and he’s getting in my squad car right now, aren’t you, Mr. Ashleigh?
Jeremy: Goddamnit.
Von: I’m done with this. I’m done with you coming home in a police car every damn night. As soon as your have your birthday, we’re going to have a long discussion about you either settling down or finding your own place to live.
Jeremy: Dad, you can’t be serious!
Scarlett: You make me sad, Jeremy. Very, very sad.
Jeremy: Mom, I- I’m sorry.
Just like her great-grandmother, Bo, Winter popped during the first hour of her first day of work.
She was so excited she rushed off to tell Scarlett, who was conveniently on her way to the bookstore. Probably hoping to find some books on how to choke-chain-train a teenage boy.
Winter: I don’t know how to ease you into this, so I’m just going to jump out and say it: I’m pregnant!
Scarlett: That’s amazing! Your father will be so cross that I won the bet. He was certain Vera was going to lose her virginity before you.
Winter: Oh my god.
Vera: I can’t believe I lost the bet! Man, I had a chance with this boy the other day at the stables, too. I could won all that money, I-
Winter: I’m going to set your head on fire if you don’t shut up.
Vera: Sorry. :D
Winter bought an ExtraordinAIRe-Inator in the hopes that it would calm her. She’s really not happy about having to stay at home pregnant while Jay gets closer and closer to Emperor of Evil.
Winter: I’m going to kill him. I’m going to kill him. Calming… calming thoughts of murder.
Winter: THIS IS THE OPPOSITE OF CALMING.
Say hi to Kaia, Winter and Jay's daughter.
Scarlett already wants to eat her.
Scarlett: This child is mine. Winter can have another one.
You’re cute. Stop it.
No. I have to kick you out.
These two derps decided to combine their evil efforts. They incorporated and have plans to own the criminal organization in Evansdale County inside of six months.
They’re okay with being the Emperor and Empress of Evil together.
Have fun making yet more blonde children.
Bye, guys! ♥
Welcome to heirdom, Jeremy. :D
I’m so happy you grew into your looks.
Brave . Excitable . Heavy Sleeper . Over-Emotional . Natural-Born Performer
And thus ends generation 3 of the Ashleighs. No heir poll this time around because both Vera and Winter suffer from face exploding when they age up, and tbh I just didn't want to have to deal with those genetics for generations to come. So Jere will be carrying the banner. :)
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