The Ashleigh Legacy | Gen. 4.0.
Archive | ✖ Bad words, occasional naked pixels, and general disregard for the status quo.
Last time: Aaron bonded with the kids. Finn and Milla had a baby named Janie, got married, and moved out (AND I WAS REALLY UPSET ABOUT IT OKAY.) Jeremy basically just stopped going to school and stayed out all night with Kristin, or at clubs singing karaoke. Winter aged up and got a job as a criminal. She met a guy named Jay, and together they evilly had a baby named Kaia, so I kicked them out. Jeremy discovered bisexuality and got arrested for, like, the seventeenth time, so Von and Scarlett threatened to kick his ass out, too. He aged up, as well, and was named heir, because he needed something to motivate him to get his life on track.
Swift is now an emo teen.
Olive is indulging in some sort of religious scarecrow worship. I say, you do you.
Not wanting to get kicked out of the house, Jeremy decided to look into university.
Despite constantly skipping classes, he actually managed to graduate high school with decent enough grades.
Jeremy ran into Winter, who was looking into online classes to help her become more evil and conniving (because she was never very good at it.)
Jeremy: Yeah, I've decided to try and do something with my life, or whatever.
Winter: Heh heh heh, good one.
She roped him into babysitting (which is pretty evil tbh.)
So much pink and blonde.
Jeremy could have gone to community college in Evansdale, but he decided he wanted to go away to school. I can’t blame him for wanting to flee.
Jeremy: Peace out, bitches.
Jeremy: I actually sort of listened to you and dad, so I decided to enroll in university. I don’t want to be a loser for the rest of my life.
Von: Wait, you listened to us?
Scarlett: You’re leaving? My baby is leaving?!
They didn’t take the news as badly as Kristin.
Jeremy: I know it’s kind of last-minute, but I’ve decided to go away to school. I kind of need to do something with my life aside from stay out all night and stick around here like a townie loser.
Kristin: So what, am I a townie loser? Wow, thank you very much. You suck ass.
Jeremy: That’s not what I meant. We had a lot of fun, but that was all high school stuff. I need to go to university and get a real life.
Kristin: You know, some of us aren’t lucky enough to have as much money as your family. I have to work in a bar, okay?
Jeremy: Kris-
Kristin: Why don’t you just leave and get on with your perfect, privileged little life. Bye, Jere.
Jeremy: I’m sorry.
Kristin: Just go. Maybe I’ll see you around when you get back.
Of course, it started raining on his walk home.
Vera tried to cheer Jeremy up by making him pancakes for breakfast.
Vera: Wow, is there a star color like a thousand less than gold? That’s me, right now.
It’s the thought that counts.
He’s probably trying to remember how to spell his name.
Bye bye, bb.
From snow to sun; Jeremy picked a university far away from home.
Von and Scarlett might have had to throw a little extra money at the school for them to take Jeremy, and he had to promise that he’d live with his cousins so he wouldn’t get into any trouble.
His roommates are Jackie, Kash and Kristin's daughter,
Anna, Kash and Claire's daughter,
And Romy, Dai and Adam's son.
Derek Oros also lives with them, but no one can really, exactly remember why or how he got there. (But just in case you forgot, here’s a reminder.)
Jeremy: You’re definitely not one of my cousins, man.
Derek: Good for you I’m not.
Jeremy: What’s that supposed to mean?
Derek: Oh, don’t worry your pretty little head about that. You should get to class.
Always the performer.
Too bad no one cares, kid.
Beer pong with this… lovely lady.
Jeremy’s taking a full course load, so he didn’t have time to eat for two days.
Thinking he can live on soda is a testament to the fact that his parents had to buy his way into uni.
Anna: Oh, the pretty lights.
Alien: QUICK, GET THE PROBES.
I’ve had Seasons installed since it freaking came out and this is literally the first time I’ve seen an alien abduction.
NONE OF THEM SLEEP IN THEIR FUCKING BEDS ISTG.
No doubt this will be hanging in the Louvre one day.
Jeremy: I call it “Liquid Life.”
Derek: Jeremy! We should go out some time. You know, hang out, just the two of us.
Jeremy: I don’t know, man. I have a shitload of work. I never knew school could be so hard. Guess I should have, you know, gone to high school more.
Derek: Tell you what; I win, you go out with me tomorrow night. You win, I’ll ask you again this weekend.
Jeremy: You’re on.
Guess who’s got a date for tomorrow night.
It’s definitely hard to concentrate on class when you have your first date since high school that night.
Von and Scarlett’s money hard at work.
Jeremy: So, uh… what did you want to do tonight? On our… is it a date, or..?
Derek: Oh, it’s definitely a date. I thought we’d just knock some balls around, you know? Handle some poles.
He only choked on his food a little.
Knocking some balls around.
Handling some poles.
Derek: C’mere. I wanna give you something.
Jeremy: Wow, what is this? It’s beautiful.
Oh, Jere. You should never take pretty shiny things from faeries. They like to play tricks, you know.
Derek: How do you feel about kissing me?
Jeremy: I feel pretty good about it.
Faeries can be very convincing (conniving.)
Derek: So, when you go home, will you take me with you?
Jeremy: Of course. I can’t imagine going anywhere without you.
That’s the happy-dumb, love-struck face of someone who just got love-poofed by a faerie. ♥
Jackie: I’m on to you, asshat. I know all about your kind. Did you know that faeries threatened to kill my dad and my aunts? Jeremy’s mom?
Derek: What? No. I didn’t know any of that. That’s crazy. You’re crazy. Your hair-buns are obviously rotting your brain.
Ice cream for breakfast and dozens of little housefly friends.
Ah, university living.
Throw a little weed on the bonfire and watch the sky.
Jeremy: Check it out. It’s this online sex positions web site.
Derek: Oh, hell yes. There’s pictures.
Derek: I say we try out number seven.
Jeremy: And then four, and then twelve…
Let’s not get too ahead of ourselves, bb. Maybe wait until the faerie magic wears off to see how you feel…
Guest Sims:
Derek Oros by by divadoom