The Ashleigh Legacy | Gen. 4.1.
Archive | ✖ Bad words, occasional naked pixels, and general disregard for the status quo.
Last time: Jeremy decided to stop being a shithead loser, so he broke up with Kristin (his last shithead move) and enrolled in university. He met a faerie named Derek and fell for him pretty quickly. One might say it was almost... ~supernatural~ o__o. Uni things happened. Do bee do.
Jeremy tried repairing the computer, electrocuted himself, and then set the house on fire.
Typical Ashleigh.
Jeremy: Damnit, Derek! Your passing out in front of the screen made me die.
Jackie: Guess TV it is.
Jeremy got invited to a sorority party. He was the only dude there. Is this the real life? Is this just fantasy?
This is Shannon.
Shannon: I dare you to come upstairs with me.
Jeremy: I definitely accept your dare.
SCANDALOUS.
Jer now has the Cheater reputation.
Oh.
Coordinated streaking happened.
Cereal of shame.
Bike ride of shame.
Jeremy: I don’t feel any shame.
Derek: I heard you slept with some ginger chick last night. I’d be offended, but ha ha… ginger.
Jeremy: What- You mean you’re not jealous?!
Derek: Nope. Were you trying to make me jealous?
Jeremy: I have no idea!
Derek: What do you mean, you have no idea? You should definitely be trying to. In fact, you shouldn’t even be into other people at all. I think you need more fairy dust-
Jeremy: Will you just shut up and kiss me?
What’s wrong, D? Accidentally get some feels?
In apology for the fight, Derek offered to help Jeremy with his homework.
Masterpiece, bb.
Jackie: Dick.
This would be cute if Derek wasn’t drugging Jeremy with fairy dust. ♥
Derek: Are you drawing my ass?
Jeremy: Heh heh. No.
This is literally the first time he’s ever left for classes smiling.
I know you had a long night of sex, bb, but how could you sleep through this?
Insane Teacher: Welcome to Badly-Drawn Anime Villains 101. It’s starting to snow outside and I’m wearing a swimsuit. Yes, this will be on the exam.
Derek: Hey, Jer. Wanna go ice skating?
Jeremy: Absolutely.
Jeremy, you’re so smitten. It’s paining me.
♫ She’s beauty and she’s grace, she’s Miss United States. ♫
no. stop.
this deliciously glitchy pond.
Jeremy: Oh shit, um... good morning…
Walking Guy: You do you, bro.
Jeremy did great on his finals and earned his Degree in Fine Arts, but finally it was time to go home. Apparently two of his transportation options were either haunted bicycle or wild horse.
In the end he chose to take a cab.
Derek didn’t go home with him, but promised to be there for Jeremy’s graduation ceremony.
Jeremy: It’s so weird to be home…
Apparently in Jeremy’s absence, Vera had turned into a little asshole.
Vera: I think the colors look awesome together!
Jeremy: Mom, dad, this is Derek Oros. Remember, the guy I told you about on the phone?
Scarlett: I remember. I think that if I’d gone to university, I would have experimented with bi-sexuality, as well. Sometimes me and your aunt Sasha-
Von: Scarlett! My love, my flower… the kids don’t need to know everything you think happened when you were their age…
Scarlett: Vera, if you’re really actually there and not just some hologram your uncle Finn created out in the garage, will you come here and say hello to your brother’s new boyfriend?
Vera: Mom, seriously. How many times do I have to tell you? I’m not the hologram, that was Winter. Haven’t you noticed how she just disappeared?
Scarlett: You’re right, Vera. You’re right.
Jeremy: Oh man, that’s messed up lol.
This was around the time my Ashleigh save borked, so I had to move them into a new instance of Evansdale.
I saved every household I wanted to save, but naturally forgot to save Finn, Mila, and Janie’s household. So I just moved my library save of Finn back in with the family, and we’re going to pretend that Mila divorced him and ran off with Janie. It wouldn’t be the first time Finn’s crazy ex kidnapped his child and disappeared.
But look, Finn and Derek have already hit it off and apparently desire hate-sex with each other, so that’s a fun thing.
Derek: Siobhan, hey! How they hangin’? (…) No, I wasn’t talking about your tits, I was talking about your testicles.
Derek: Okay, geeze, way to be sensitive. Anyway, I’m here, I’m in the house, and my dust is doing it’s thing. The heir is completely into me, and as long as he stays in to me there won’t be any babies on the horizon. You can consider their legacy over and done with as of this generation.
Oh, Derek, how little you know.
Tonia stopped by to hang out with Vera and this happened. Sigh. They’re cousins, I just.
Already jealous of other dudes watching your cousin lady’s ass, Tonia?
Tonia: You know, cousins date all over the world. It’s only taboo because of having kids, and stuff-
Vera: Let’s just pretend you didn’t bring up the C-word and keep dancing.
Scarlett, no. That’s creepy.
Scarlett: Something is wrong with my baby. I can feel it. Something is going on in my house, and if I have to entreat the Guardian to find out what it is, you better believe I will. Time to go find some stray cats to sacrifice.
No. Let's not do that, either.
Guest Sims:
Derek Oros by by divadoom