The Ashleigh Legacy | Gen. 4.2.: invadersim

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The Ashleigh Legacy | Gen. 4.2.

Aug 18, 2014 09:37

Archive | Bad words, occasional naked pixels, and general disregard for the status quo.
Last time: Jeremy graduated from uni with a Fine Arts degree, and tbh I was kind of shocked. He brought Derek Oros home with him and no one really cared, because you know. It's sims. Vera fell in love with her cousin Tonia, and Scarlett finally realized that there was something amiss in the Ashleigh household.

Scarlett: Something is going on, Manchu. I need you to ask the Guardian what it is.
Manchu: /silently communicates via badass martial arts chi abilities

Scarlett: Derek is an evil, unseelie faerie, sent by other meddlesome faeries to make Jeremy fall in love with him, thus ensuring our family legacy dies out because two men can’t have babies together without extensive knowledge of magic and science?!
Manchu: /silent and profound confirmation

Scarlett: Hrmph. Well, joke’s on them. Uncle Finn still remembers the potion for making men into baby machines. Soon Derek Oros will be squirting babies out of his butt, and won’t he be embarrassed!

Joseph: This is a really awkward and unsettling conversation, lady.
Olive: I’ve been considering burning myself at the stake ever since she mentioned butt-babies.

Jeremy has been lazily and passively practicing his acrobatics. Maybe Master Acrobat was the incredibly and extremely wrong LTW for him.

Jeremy: I’m fine.

Baby-making potion.

Derek: Sweet. A random drink sitting here on the counter, completely unattended?

Derek: Seems legit.

Vera has mainly been spending her time obsessively chatting with and writing love letters to her cousin, Tonia. SIGH.

She’s also super into sports and plans to become a lifeguard when the weather gets nicer.

No one was more shocked than Derek and Jeremy.

Scarlett: Good. Good.

Jeremy: Dad? Guess what!
Von: Do I even want to know?

Jeremy: Derek is pregnant! Magic and science, dad! Freaking magic and science!

Von: I always wondered how your mom, aunt, and uncle managed to come into existence. Congratulations, son. That’s wonderful news.

Derek: Since this total rip-off carnival love machine thing told us we’re destined to be, and that our passion and love is firey enough to melt all the snow around us, and I'm pretty sure I'm completely awash in all sorts of hormones no man was ever meant to feel, I'm compelled to make some confessions, Jer. I haven’t really been totally honest with you.

Jeremy: What do you mean? You can tell me anything, Derek.

Derek: Well… I’m kind of drunk on sno-cone syrup, so I’m just gonna blurt it out. I sort of got paid by some seelie fae who hate your grand-fathers to end your family line by making you fall in love with me! Ha ha. Ha. But I guess your family knows a few tricks around that, huh?

Jeremy: Whoa, wait, what?! You made me fall in love with you?!

Derek: Sort of? I mean, there had to be at least a little spark of attraction for the fairy dust to do it’s job. Remember at uni when I asked you out to play pool?

Jeremy: I remember, you fucking asshole!
Derek: Don’t yell! I’m hormonal and fragile!

Needless to say, Jeremy wasn’t happy.

He banished Derek back to the house and rage-built an ominous, yet not at all uncalled for, snowman, before going home, too.

They were all completely oblivious to the fight and Derek’s confession. Pretty sure they all skated themselves into the red before I had to force them to go home.

Meet Jack (♫) Ashleigh.

Heavy Sleeper . Good

I completely spaced out on getting labor pics, but if you’ve seen them once then you’ve seen them all, right? Jack is adorable, and such a great blend of his dads. Too bad he’s super boring lol.

Derek: Think we can put the past behind us? The fairy dust thing… that was only the one time. It’s long worn off since then. Everything we have now is genuine, Jer.

Jeremy: You’ll call the seelie fae and tell them you’re out? To leave our family alone from now on?
Derek: You got it. Anything for you and Jack.

Jack’s face, tho. I feel you, kid.

It's Von's birthday.

I'm not ready for him to be old. :(

Still a babe. :)

Jeremy: You were the only person who hasn’t met Derek yet, sis. I wanted you to get to meet him before…

Winter: Before what? Oh god, Jer, what are you up to?

Jeremy: Before I hooked him for good.
Derek: Holy shit.

Creeper Horse Guy: It’s all so beautiful. Those crazy kids.

♥

What's wrong, baby?

...oh. Yeah.

The beauty of life.

Finn: Sorry for laughing! Ha ha ha! I’ve spent way too much time at my potions station the past few days and I think I’ve gone even more insane.

Vera: I wish for uncle Finn to stop accidentally making nitrous oxide when he really means to make nail polish remover.

Happy birthday, Vera. :)

I’m starting to wonder about Von and his propensity for being nude around his children.

Vera: Bye, dad- oh my god.
Von: See you later, sweetheart.

Can’t blame homegirl for bailing asap.

She moved into this adorable little beach house. Hope SP treats you well, Vera! Please don’t marry your cousin.

Scarlett: You’re not going to leave like your sisters did, right? Your father and I were thinking of digging a basement for wine, but we can put a dungeon down there, too, if we need to.

Jeremy: Thanks, mom. Love you, too. But don’t worry, I’m pretty sure me and Derek will be here at least as long as the kids are little.

Von retired and no one was impressed.

Jeremy: Dad, you quit your job as a cook and never even got a single promotion as a video game developer. What exactly are you celebrating?
Von: Shut up, son. This is daddy’s moment.