→seven.

[inverdure]

So I'm pretty sure Shikamaru has autism.

And if he doesn't, then he totally should.

Comments

[oriental_dragon]

...And what makes you say that?

[inverdure]

Do you know what his IQ is? Two hundred. Two hundred. And I mean, yeah, he's a total dick, but he's still a pretty normal, well adjusted person.

That's not right.

[oriental_dragon]

...Well... adjusted... this does not compute with her Autism is characterized by impaired social interaction and communication, Ino... and by that definition alone, you may be on to something.

Seriously, though. Sounds like the opposite of what you're implying.

[inverdure]

See, sometimes he's normal, like sitting in front of the TV and scratching his balls or whatever, but sometimes he's totally idiotic, like... like the rest of the time.

Maybe he's one of those autistic savants.

[inverdure]

I'm just saying.

[inverdure]

Don't mock my revelation, Shikamaru. You're a freak of nature.

[equated]

Aaaa. You learned a new word today.

[inverdure]

No, I just had a revelation.

DO YOU FEEL THE SKEPTICISM. DO YOU.

[equated]

...a revelation.

INDEED I DO.

[inverdure]

Yeah, like the book. It just came to me, and I'm pretty sure a chorus of angels was singing from on high.

hi. this is belated. :D

[ohgodthoseteeth]

Word.

I ONLY POSTED YESTERDAY

[inverdure]

I'm currently working on my theory. Got any opinions?

YES WELL.

[ohgodthoseteeth]

His responses are usually terse, and always in lower-case letters?

[inverdure]

He knows how to count cards, like Rainman.

[itsa_twister]

Just on principle, I'm going to have to disagree with you.

[inverdure]

But you kind of do agree with me.

[itsa_twister]

I can't. It goes against every fiber of my being to do so.

[inverdure]

But there's one teeny tiny little itsy bitsy fiber that kind of totally thinks I have a good point and Shikamaru really is autistic because come on. He totally is.