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[inverdure]

Bad news: I didn't get the lead in the school play. It almost feels like high school all over again, except no, yeah, I always got the lead in the school play. And then, when I came home, there was a cankled cow taking over my living room. Seriously, who brings home Bessie? She's better off in fields eating alfalfa and chewing cud.

Oh, wait,

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[abuses_ellipses]

Please don't say things like that.

[inverdure]

What, you look at porn stars' thumbs?

if he had the ability to blush :|

[abuses_ellipses]

No. That also was hardly the point I was making.

she knows he does :)

[inverdure]

What point were you making?

[goodwithscalpel]

If you become a porn star, I will not show my face in public with you.

[inverdure]

After all the dinners I bought you, baby?

[goodwithscalpel]

Each and every one.

[inverdure]

See, you're just under the impression that porn stars aren't classy.

I'd be the classiest porn star ever.