→nine.

[inverdure]

Well.

There's nothing like a good tazing to put the fun back into Valentine's Day.

Between that guy and Naruto, I'm pretty sure this makes me an expert on sexual predators.

[[ooc; Hnnnnn, sorry for all the spotty tags and general activity fail lately, guys. I just started a new job on top of my classes, so I'm pretty much like djsaklfjkajkla

Comments

[ohgodthoseteeth]

You sure know how to pick 'em, Mrs. Cohen.

[inverdure]

You hit some, you miss some.

[ohgodthoseteeth]

You level some with a tazer.

[inverdure]

Exactly.

[itsa_twister]

I don't think you needed anybody's help with that.

[inverdure]

If I were a sexual predator, Bessie, you'd know. Trust me.

BURRRNNNN.

[itsa_twister]

You're right. A sexual predator is an opportunistic deviant who hunts down any and all objects of sexual desire in a predatory and/or immoral manner--

Oh, wait. Never mind.

[inverdure]

Blah blah blah you're a bitch.

Look, I'm really not in the mood for your old whore jokes.

[equated]

...Yamanaka, I told you to throw out the tazer.

[inverdure]

Did you miss the sexual predator part of this post?

[equated]

Another raccoon?

[inverdure]

A very stubborn one.

THIS IS CANON NOW

[inverdure]

He's so thoughtful.

/SCREAMS

[inverdure]

It's like I have a little piece of him to carry around with me all the time, protecting me.

[goodwithscalpel]

Because it takes one to know one?

[goodwithscalpel]

Good reflexes can be rewarding?

[inverdure]

Something like that.

[goodwithscalpel]

I already know you're okay.